Some incorrect quotes because I did that in an other book too

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Pen, visiting the Equation Playground with Eraser and Blocky: who's in charge here?

Seven, shrugging: usually the one who screams the loudest

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Flower: do you ever feel bugs on you when there's actually nothing there

Book: these are the ghosts of bugs you killed before

Flower:

Flower: *starts to sob*

Pencil: you scared her you idiot!

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Firey: the results are in and I'm afraid you have updog...

Leafy: what's updog?

Firey: Coiny, come in! I told you I could do it!

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Four: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Four: *turns around and helps X through the window* breaking and entering is bad, X

X: ok

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Police officer: you have the right to remain silent!

Ruby: and I choose to waive that right!

Ruby: *screaming*

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Teacher: your child was in a fight

Leafy: oh no that's terrible!

Firey: did he win?

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Match: the stars are beautiful tonight...

Pencil: they're just giant balls of gas

Match: you know, like, what, if you're just going to, like, ruin this, then-

Pencil: but they're not as huge as my love for you

Match: o-oh... *blushes*

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X: Four, is that my mug you're drinking out of?

Four: no, it's mine

X: oh, it looks just like the one I have

Four: you don't have one like this anymore

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Six: you use emojis like a straight person!

Nine: that's the worst thing anyone has ever said about me 

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Two: I like to wear oversized hoodies. Not only because they're comfy and cuddly, but also because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

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Four: why do you think I don't like you? I would kill for you!

Four: ask me to kill for you

X: first of all, calm down-

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Galatin: sometimes, I don't realize an event is traumatic until I tell it in a funny story and everyone is looking at me weirdly

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Lollipop, walking into a room where Firey, Leafy and Saw are screaming: Leafy are you ok?!

Firey: hey are you only asking Leafy, while Saw and I are also here?

Lollipop: Leafy only screams when there's an emergency. You guys scream whenever you get the chance

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Pen: there's no way he likes me

Blocky: Eraser would throw himself in front of a moving car for you

Pen: Eraser would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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Bubble: you're jealous 

Lollipop: jealous?

Bubble: that's why you're so negative about this

Lollipop: that's absurd, I'm always negative

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X: Four is a perfect cinnamon bun who has never done anything wrong in their life and never hurt anyone!

Pencil: never done anything wrong? Never hurt anyone? They literally KILLED MANY CONTESTANTS!

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Lollipop, visiting the Equation Playground with Teardrop, Flower, Bubble and Galatin: man, they look like a handful, how do you handle them?

Four, watching Seven screaming, Six trying to set a sleeping Nine on fire and Ten choking on air: I don't know either

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Yeah that's it for now XD

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