Bloopers

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I'm inspired by @GalaxRavenSkies (friendo you're way too funny XDD) there'll be lots of shipping so yeah be aware of that. Now, enjoy these objects dying on the inside

Four: don't you wanna battle to win a prize?

Everyone:

Blocky: is it an Object Hub Premiun subscription?

Four: 

X:

Grassy: what does he mean?

Director: CUT! Also, Blocky, get some damn holy water-

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 Fanny: I HATE that X's emeralds are down this hole! And I hate how TB and GB are smooching during the lunch breaks!

Director: Fanny, that's not your line!

Fanny: I don't get paid enough for this, and I HATE that!

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Lollipop: ooh! Spoon! I love spoon! Spoon good- *chokes on air out of no where and starts coughing*

Leafy: LOLLY ARE YOU OK-

Woody: *screaming*

Taco: I don't get paid enough for being here...

Gelatin/Blocky: *wheezing*

Director: cut...

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Lollipop: care to give me some air? No straw needed~

Bubble: *pulls away from the straw, blushing* *stares at Lolly, leaning in slowly and unnoticeable, while zoning out a bit*

Director: cut! Bubble, you need to slap her!

Bubble: *gets back to reality, still blushing* I am not slapping my cru- I mean friend for such a low pay grade!

Lollipop: please change the script for a better ending

Bubble: wait wha-

Lollipop: *smirks*

Director: no, let's do this scene again...

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Leafy/Firey: *hugs* 

Blocky from a distance: COOL, NOW KISS!

Director: cut! Guys, if I could change the script, I would let them kiss, trust me, but nOW LET'S DO THIS SCENE FROM THE SCRIPT PLEASE-

Firey: what?

Director: did I stutter?

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Ruby/Leafy: 🎶 driving with my friends la la la🎶 

Ruby: *almost drives into a tree*

Ruby/Leafy: AAHHHH!

Lollipop: WHAT THE HELL-

Gelatin: DO THAT AGAIN WHAHAHAHHAHHA!

Woody: *practically panicking madly*

Lollipop: RUBY WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE-

Director: CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST ACT NORMAL FOR TWO MINUTES?

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Director: Match, you need to get angry at Bubble for his scene because she doesn't get the answers right!

Match: listen, I'm not, like, getting angry at that, like, cinnamon bean! I get, like, paid too, like, little to, like, do this! 

Lollipop: girl that cinnamon bean is mine, just sayin!

Bubble: *blushes*

Director, sighing: cut...

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Lollipop/Bubble: *sitting next to each other* 

Blocky: just kiss already!

Bubble/Lollipop: *blushes madly*

Gelatin: LMAOOOOO LOOK AT YOUR FACES!

Director: OK LUNCH BREAK IS OVER Y'ALL GET BACK HERE-

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Two: you can't get down from this building!

Everyone:

Blocky: YOU KNOW WE CAN'T HEAR YOU DO YA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF-

Director: cut! Blocky, watch your language! AND YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG IN THIS SCENE!

Blocky: HELL NAW!

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Ok, that's it for now. Lemme know if I should do a part two XD 

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