Finally XD! Also, Blocky isn't responsible for injuries, dying, taking lives, etc. Enjoy!
Blocky: hey guys, for a prank, we're gonna scare the hell outta Woody! To do this you need Yoyleberries. Eat those berries and wait until you've changed into metal. Since metal is grey, and Woody is scared of this particular color, this is an amazing way to scare the shit outta the guy! *grabs Yoyleberries* here we go! *eats them*
*time skip*
Blocky, changed into metal: great, I'm metal! Now let's find Woody...
Blocky, filming Woody from a bush: heheee this is gonna be epic!
Woody: *sitting somewhere, his back facing Blocky*
Blocky: *slowly gets out of the bush, and slowly walks to Woody* *slams his hands on Woody's shoulders while screaming* HA! GOTCHU!
Woody: *screams and runs away*
Blocky: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! HAHAHA... hahaha... ha... oh my god that was funny af. Imma kick this little mf into space *starts chasing Woody*
Woody, still running away: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Blocky: hey guys, for a prank, we're gonna make Lollipop and Bubble kiss because we all know they like each other
Blocky: *films Lollipop and Bubble, who are talking, while standing behind them*
Blocky: *grabs their heads and leads them into a kiss*
Lollipop/Bubble: *somehow melts into it* *realizes they're kissing each other and pull away*
Lollipop: Blocky... you better run...
Bubble: *flustered noise*
Blocky: hah, no. I'd rather enjoy your gay shit. Welp bye, I'm gonna go *whispers* and spy on you from a bush hehe
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Blocky: hey guys, for a prank, we're gonna yeet some forks onto people until they get mad. For assistance, I got Gelatin, a professional fork yeeter, with me
Gelatin: hell ya!
Blocky: let's go!
*time skip*
Blocky: so, who's the first person we're gonna make mad?
Gelatin: not Four, because the killed me when I yeeted forks onto them
Blocky: right. Hey, what about... Woody?
Gelatin: no, you always pick on hi- HEY, WHAT ABOUT TWO? THEY'RE A DAMN JERK AM I RIGHT?
Blocky: HELL YEA YOU REMEMBERED ERASER TOLD US ABOUT THEM! LET'S YEET FORKS ONTO TWO!
*another time skip*
Blocky, filming Two: ya got the forks?
Gelatin, carrying stacks of forks: hell yeah
Blocky: ok, yeet 'em!
Gelatin: *yeets fork in Two's direction* *the fork his them*
Two: OW! Hey, who did that?
Blocky/Gelatin: *giggling*
Gelatin: ok, now I'm gonna do the big yeet
Blocky: ye ye ye do that lmao
Gelatin: *repeatedly yeets forks in Two's direction* *they all hit Two*
Two: OW! OW! HEY! DAMMIT-
Blocky/Gelatin: *hysterically wheezing*
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Yea that's it for now. Lmao. This is also for my boyfriend, who loves Blocky
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BFB randomness
FanficYeah, this is a BFB book. I might not be really good with this, because it's not my number one fandom, but I will try lmao- Will mostly contain incorrect quotes but you can request other things too.
