So, Rhea pretended to give birth with my assistance today. We gave Kronass (Phoebe invented wordplay and I love it) a rock to eat, and moved to Cyprus to actually allow her to give birth. The child is called Zeus. It took him a couple hours, but he's sixteen now, and a feisty boy too. He keeps trying to "get with me" if you catch my drift. But I'm his tutor, it would be very inappropriate. Anyway, I made concoction out of wine, water, mustard seeds and poppy seeds.
Rhea presented Zeus as a present to Kronos, she told him he was to be his cup bearer. The cup was filled with the PukeShake (tm) obviously. Kronos then proceeded to trow up and vomit his children everywhere :) That was a great experience.
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Greek myth from Metis' point of view
FanfictionWhat the title says. (In short, greek myth from a rational point of view, but inside zeus' head)
