Unknown:
♥️
You:
You have a wrong number.
Unknown:
Oh do I? Too bad, my heart is already yours😘
You:
...
Unknown:
😁
You:
...little shit...
Unknown:
My love~
You:
How did you get this number?
Unknown:
What a boring and stupid question-I always get what I want. Now my turn: How are you doing, my hero? I have seen the USJ report🥺
You:
I don't have to see you, so I am doing great.
Unknown:
😱💔
...I am so sorry my love, forgive me my mistake😢😓
You:
Which one?
Unknown:
For not being your prince in a shining armour. I failed to save you, princess😢🖤
You:
-_-
...
You have a wrong number.
Unknown:
But I won't let them kick your ass again, the only one who can do something with your gorgeous butt is me😏🍑
You:
...are you drunk?
Unknown:
Do you think I need to be drunk to pull something like this out?🤨
You:
Oh...right... I almost forgot how much of a cheap bitch you are
Unknown:
I will do you for free💞👉👌
You:
🖕
"Unknown changed your nickname to: Beautiful princess"
Beautiful princess:
-_-
"Beautiful princess changed Unknown to: Cheap whore"
-_-🖕
Cheap whore:
😛🍑👉👌🎉
Beautiful princess:
Omg...
Cheap whore:
That's what you will scream😚
Beautiful princess:
That's it, if you write another shit, I will block you and eliminate you the moment we meet.
Cheap whore:
Oh~ are dirty massages all it takes to turn legendary Eraserhead to the dark side?😏
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FanficAizawa Shouta, aka Eraserhead, is a simple man of a few words. He doesn't need much, doesn't want much. Just a piece of quiet, sleep and ton of coffee. But of course, world won't give him that. No... there must be an annoying vigilante, who just doe...
