Stacey's Revenge

Maccie D's

POV-Stacey
I'm fuming,my moms just kicked me out telling me what a slag i am, she ain't saying that when I'm buying her the baccy and ciggys.Then my mate Chloe starts using her mouth, I mean could my day be going any worse. It's daft man!
To be fair though I do fancy me a maccies, chicken nuggets and cheese burger, yum yum, I'm gonna be lookin like a beach whale man.

So basically I walk into me local maccies looking forward to me dinner like to see the cheeseburger not on the menu. Like what you saying? I can't have one,your mad fam.Next I turn round to see smelly Donna talking to my man, I mean who does she think she is. She riffs of Betty orange and her teeth are yellow.
Funny

So what am I gonna do, obviously go over to them ain't I, "Hi Tyler"I say as Donna smiles, I smile back but instantly think put your teeth back in you gonk. I don't know what it is about me, I'm just so great with people I'm so thoughtful and everything.

Back to the point, sweaty Betty Donna is talking to my hubby. Tyler looks at me while I pout, I think I look more sexy like that uno.

Tyler says "wag 1 b what you sayin" "I don't know Tyler what are saying to tangerine here". "Um what's a tangerine?" Asks Donna. "Well you wouldn't know truthfully would you hunni, I don't suspect you know what a tufbrush is, cuz your teeth are as yellow as my dads fag papers"

I mean I have tried to explain how you use one, up and down left and right, daft she is."Babe I don't know what you mean, I do brush my teeth" Donna says. I replied "What once every 2 weeks,your of your head."

Tyler finally speaks up and says, "B don't worry man wasn't trying to flirty with gal, you know her sister is fitter anyway." I mean what is he on about her sister rougher then a dogs ass, but even that's better looking than Donna green tongue.

"Rah what's this pussio doing?"asks Tyler. "I don't know babe" replies Donna, I look at her in shame because she's just a tramp. Next thing I know this McDonald's worker comes up to me and says "can I get you anything?". I look at her like hmm? She speaks again. "Can I get you anything?" "Excuse me love, can't you see we're talking and you've just rudely butted in." I say. "Where's the manager? I would like to speak to the manager, I'm fuming, you've took the cheeseburger of the menu, next your trying to be hard in my face, just piss off gel."

She rolls her eyes as she walks off. Daft.