Stacey's Revenge

Streets

As we walk out of the shithole maccies, we entered the pig sty of the street I happen to call home. I don't know why it's like this, I mean maybe it's the scrubbers round here,but obviously I'm not one of them.

"So are we still mates then" Donna asks. "Um I don't know, are you going to stop being a Trollope and move your hands from my boyfriend?" "Babe don't try and act hard infront of all of your sketty mates" She says. I look at her like, who the fuck do you think your talking to, actually I say it.

"Haha this is jokes" Tyler says. "And you can shut up you tramp, chatting to other gals why I'm here sitting by myself, drinking coke on a bench. "Rah don't get mouthy to man, I'll shank you up." "Shut up, you couldn't shank a fly, you div"
"Ah mans got more sexy gyaldem, I don't need you" he replies. "Piss off then back to your rat hole, look at ya, ya need a good bath, mind you you'd probably need some bleach to clean it out afterwards, Yano for the black rim what would be on the outside." I exclaim.

He squishes his lips together making that stupid noise and struts off.
By the time I've turned round to sort Donna out she's run off, the little wimp.

"Oi oi" shouts frank. He's the player of the street. Uno like a boy prostitute.

"Hello Frank" I say, "what's going on fam" he replies. "Nothing much kid, just walking back from maccies"
"Nah way fam, where's my chicken nuggets?" He exclaims, really close to my face. "Frank if you don't mind can u move away from my face please, I can taste your breath." "You what?" he shouts.
"Your breath is burning my nose hairs, now please FUCKING move." He looks at me as if he want to kick me round the street.

Mate he wants to come for me, we'll he's got another thing coming. "Yo fam don't speak to man like that, you wanna get shanked up yeah?" I sighed and replied with "kid you couldn't shank a fly, now go back to your mumsy, I think your nappy
needs changing."He then continued to do that weird thing, we're they suck there teeth, I mean come on there yellow, there not gonna taste like sugar puffs.

As I'm walking back to my gaff I see Megan, now she's the main gyal who likes to flash her ass, I mean fair enough if she had some but it's like a magazine, flat.
"Hi hunny" she shouts from actors the street.I'm thinking for fuck sake why can't you go and talk to lady g round the corner, why me. "Is it true that you got off with Tyler?" I looked at her as if to say, are you mad, when I actually said "are you fucking divy, why would I get with him, have you seen his hair dew? My ass has got a better hair cut then him"