COUNTRIES? [Countryhumans x Reader Fanfic]

QnA :D

Lol I totally did not forget :]

1. From @AkkiSavannah123 

How old are you, my brother?

Aiden: Well, I'm older than you-

Cheez: *slap*

Aiden: uH- I am 22 years old...

Cheez: Yes.

Aiden: C'mere b*tch-

Cheez: Next person-

Yo Onion man, how tall are you? Please don't be a tall skyscraper.

Soviet: First, don't call me that stupid childish name. Second, I am 6'8, or, 209cm. 

Cheez: Hehe. Skyscraper, but still not the tallest dude. Wait until ya meet Netherlands. Hehehehe....

Netherlands: Hello-

Cheez: Get out, ya ain't welcome here yet-

2. From @CountryhumanDUMMY   

Uhhh onion? What do ya think of Finland, Estonia and y/n?

Soviet: Well, I do not really like Finland, he was the one who made me lose my eye. But I cannot really hate him, because he took care of Estonia the time when I was 'dead'. And for Miss y/n, she is very amazing to be honest. She is a strong and powerful person. Though sometimes she is a bit clumsy.

Y/N: *triggered* 

Cheez: Next!

3. From @GenocideSpirit 

Hey self how does it feel to be in another universe and be conducted to many other people at the same time I wish I could be their :)

Cheez: *processing* When did y/n go to a different universe-

UN: Just go with the flow.

Cheez: Haha kay.

Y/N: Conducted? Haha. It's weird. You could come! It might take a long time but one day we will meet!

Wanna watch anime???

JE: Ahem, no. Never will I ever. You can ask my sister, Japan though. 

Cheez: She's not here.

JE: Well okay...Sure I will watch with you!

Cheez: Yep. He got two different sides.

I like you I think ur bada$$ but a man child at the same time

Ame: Thanks. Can we go out on a date?

Cheez: Ya ain't going anywhere yet! *takes out ropes*

Ame: Maybe we need to postpone the date to next 10 years...or more...hehe..

Wanna go ice skating and eat pancakes🥞?

Canada: Sure! But we can't forget the maple syrup! *takes out 5 bottles of maple syrup* Now we are ready!

Cheez: ...

Canada: Oh..Maybe next time though! Gotta help my bro!

Cheez: Go. I need to teach this dude a lesson.

Canada: Okay..?

Cheez: Vietnam. Come here.

Ame: NOOOOOO-

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