COUNTRIES? [Countryhumans x Reader Fanfic]

Special Short 2 (1)- Preparation

Malaysia's pov

"Everyone ready?" I asked as a huge smirk appeared on my face. "Ready!" Thailand and Philippines answered. "Great." I muttered and chuckled. I can't believe that it's been almost 3 months since we've last visited the amazing, wonderful, very cool, Y/N. 

"Why are you just standing there. Thinking of 帅哥啊？" My lovely annoying sister asked. "That would mean that she's thinking of me. Ain't that correct, dear?" Indonesia asked me. I shook my head as a response. Did he really think he was that handsome? I could name more than a hundred people who are much more handsome than him! But I don't have the guts to do such a thing because I'd rather have my ears and tail intact.

"Mal! C'mon!" Vietnam yelled, "Stop rethinking your life choices!" I glared at him. "Stop trying to assert dominance, dear." Indonesia said as he smiled at me. Oh, that little sly smile...It makes me want to punch him so badly that he gets thrown to Uranus.

"Are you guys ready yet?" Oh, our ride.

I looked over at the pathetic human.

"Aiden! My bro, my guy, my dude! How have you been?" Indonesia exclaimed as he headed over to the human. I can't believe that this little pest of a human is stealing my own boyfriend's attention away from me...! I really wanna punch both of them in the face and throw them into Aus's pond of crocodiles!

"Mal, are you alright?" Brunei, my wonderful sweet little brother asked me. "Do I look like I'm alright?!" I softly yelled at him, since, he's easily scared of me. And I take much pride in that because, why not? 

Brunei quickly apologized to me, he didn't have to, but he did.

"I must say, that's...a lot of things." Aiden said as soon as he saw all the things we were carrying. "I know right. Look at my girl, she's so strong!" Indonesia said as he gestured towards me. Oh right, I forgot all about these boxes that I was carrying. I guess I was just too angry to remember about them.

But hey, it's not my fault!

"So, how's Y/N?" Myanmar asked Aiden, "How has she been?" "She's been fine, maybe a little bit too engrossed in the Internet, but what could I do? Once you In-ternet, you can't Out-ternet." Aiden responded and chuckled.

This is the worst day of my life.

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I hope someone gets the Genshin references I put in here lmao