Kaminari: The floor is lava!
Everyone: *jumps onto a surface*
Shouto: *flops on the ground*
Katsuki: Shouto nO-
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Teacher: Bakugou-san, we need to talk about your child.
Mitsuki: What about him?
Teacher: He announced to the entire class he would be 'back on his bullshit'
Mitsuki: Well is he?
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Mr. Aizawa, talking to Shinsou and Todoroki: It was one damn rule. ONE DAMN RULE. Can any one of you remind me what that rule could possibly be?!
Shinsou and Todoroki in a monotone voice: Don't date a loud blond.
Mr. Aizawa: and wHAT DID YOU TWO DO?
Shinsou and Todoroki again: Date a loud blond.
Kaminari and Bakugou just watching: ...
Bakugou: OI, WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING LOUD?!
Todoroki: Katsuki, I love you but every word you say is another hour of lecturing.
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Katsuki: You didn't sleep.
Shouto: False, I got a solid eight minutes.
Shouto: Not consecutively, but it's ok. You're not even that blurry.
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When they fight:
Katsuki: FUCK YOU
Shouto: YOU ALREADY DO THAT
Kirishima: Damn-
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Enji: Shouto, you're friends with this boy?!
Shouto: No, we were friends. Now we're boyfriends.
Enji: *chokes on spit*
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