Shouto: Every time I walk up to him, he just runs away.
Deku: Really? Wait, here he comes, try again.
Shouto: Hi Bakugou.
Bakugou: *Runs away*
Deku: Wow he's really terrified of you.
Shouto: Yup
Bakugou, talking to Kirishima: HE WAS SO DAMN PURE, SHITTY HAIR!
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Shinsou: Hey Todoroki, are you good?
Shouto: Yeah, it's just Katsuki and I decided to never go to sleep angry at each other, so we've been awake for a week now.
Katsuki: APOLOGIZE YOU DAMN HALF 'N' HALF!
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Shouto: Katsuki, this is my mom. Mom, this is my Katsuki.
Shouto: *realization*
Katsuki, smirking: Hi there, I'm his Katsuki.
Shouto: *blushing furiously*
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Deku: So Shouto, how was the honeymoon?
Shouto: It was good, but at the beginning Katsuki exploded our wedding certificate and said 'Good luck returning me without the receipt'
Katsuki: *Proud husband noises*
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