You know the song "Choke" by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME?
Well, last night I was on vc with my friends and this one kid started singing it. I was downstairs microwaving a frozen muffin at the time, so I was waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
He got to the line "and lock the fire escapes" and I turned around with the muffin fresh out of the microwave, slammed the microwave shut, and sang very darkly, "I'll break your pretty face."
Needless to say, they were scared. Good times.
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This is insane
HumorMe and my friends' weird ass conversations/would you rathers. This book is probably 18+ like not even joking the jokes in this are horrendous. He's trans and I'm pan so any gæ jokes are literally about ourselves lmao.
