Bayern Munich Group Chat

Chapter 1

Thomas Müller added +49 57738273362 to the Group

𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 : Hello people of Planet Earth

𝗠𝘂̈𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 : It's 2am Robert go to sleep.

𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 : Nah I'm not in the Mood to Sleep and where are the others ?

𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘇𝗮 : Us Normal people here are trying to sleep as we have training at 8am tomorrow, and btw lewy you forgot your training kit at my place.

𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 : Can you bring it to training tomorrow? Thanks Mate

𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘇𝗮 : Ya Sure

𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 : HEY TOMMY , WANNA PLAY TRUTH AND DARE

𝗠𝘂̈𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 : Did u just call me Tommy? And yes now that because of you I'm awake and can't go back to sleep .

( Lewandowski is Offline )

𝗠𝘂̈𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 : Ehh nvm seems like you went to sleep

5 Hours Later

𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗦𝘂̈𝗹𝗲 : What does nvm mean?

𝗠𝘂̈𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 : You did not just ask that

𝙂𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙮 : See Thomas , this is what I mean when I tell u that Nik here is a dumb person

𝗦𝘂̈𝗹𝗲 : Bro says the one that feeds people when he scores

𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗽-𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 : Oh God here we go again

𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗮 : ERIC MAXIM CHOUPO-MOTING WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING MY TEXTS

𝗦𝘂̈𝗹𝗲 : What does nvm mean????

𝗡𝗲𝘂𝗲𝗿: 😌 What a lovely day it is outside dont you think

𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗮 : Why am I still here??

𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗲 : Weren't you the one that begged us to stay in this group chat because you will miss us so much??

𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗮 : Wait really ?

𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗲 : 🤦🏽‍♂️

𝗦𝘂̈𝗹𝗲 : WHAT DOES NVM MEAN