MULLER: Soooo Serge
GNABRY: ??
LEWANDOWSKI: You
NEUER: Asked
KIMMICH: Monica
MUSIALA: Out
CHOUPO-MOTING: On
SULE: a
HERNANDEZ : Date
GORETZKA:?
GNABRY: UHH
MONICA: HOW DID YALL FIND OUT
NEUER: MARCO TOLD ME, DID YOU FORGET WE WERE BESTIES 😁
MONICA: UMM
Monica Reus added Marco Reus to the Chat
MONICA: MARCO JAMES REUS
REUS: YES 😏
MONICA: DID YOU TELL MANUEL ABOUT MY DATE WITH SERGE
REUS: YES I DID
MONICA HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, I DIDN'T TELL THEM ABOUT THE TIME THAT YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" SPILLED SOUP ON ONE OF YOUR DATES
NEUER: ...
LEWANDOWSKI: THOMAS GRAB THE POPCORN
MULLER: IM MAKING IT RN
MUSIALA: 🍿
NEUER: 🍫
REUS: WELL I DIDNT TELL THEM ABOUT THE TIME YOU VOMITED ON YOUR PROM DATE
MONICA: WELL I DIDN'T TELL THEM ABOUT THE TIME YOU INSULTED THEM
FLICK: ENOUGH
Flick Removed Marco Reus from the chat
NEUER: THAT WAS FUN
MULLER: MHM
LEWANDOWSKI: TELL ME ABOUT IT
(PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN MULLER AND NEUER)
NEUER: Hey Thomas can I tell you something
MULLER: Yes of course
NEUER: Promise you won't tell anyone
MULLER: Promise
NEUER: I'm jealous of Serge
MULLER: Why
NEUER: Well isn't it obvious, I have a crush on Monica
MULLER: Wait really?
NEUER: Yea...
MULLER: But we can't do this to serge, you can see how much he loves her and you had a chance
NEUER: I Can't stand seeing her with another man.
MULLER: Wdym
NEUER: I Have had a crush on her since the world cup in 2014 ok? and Yk that time period in 2016 when I was sad and didn't play well? well the reason was that she was dating Marc Bartra
MULLER: Wait that was the reason why you were sad?
NEUER: Yea... it's just I never had the courage to ask her out, I'm afraid Marco would do something. Like dating your friend's sister?
NEUER: I'M WORRIED I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MARCO. I HAVE MASSIVE FEELINGS FOR HER THOMAS, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I CAN CALL HER MINE. ALL I'VE EVER WANTED SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SET MY EYES ON HER WAS TO BE ABLE TO CALL HER MY GIRLFRIEND OR, BETTER STILL, MY WIFE. I WAS PLANNING ON ASKING HER OUT AFTER THE GAME WE HAVE AGAINST DORTMUND. MY HEART STOPPED WHEN I LEARNED FROM REUS THAT SHE WAS GOING ON A DATE WITH SERGE ON THE SAME DAY.
MULLER: Look manu, ik deep down that she loves you, trust me when I met her I saw the way she looks at you when we were with the national team, it honestly made it pretty obvious, but also serge is our friend so we can't do this to him.
NEUER: Yea I guess you are right.
But deep down Manuel Neuer wished that her date with Serge didn't do the way they planned so he can finally ask Monica out.
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