Adventures with Muse

Scrubbing Bubbles

(I wanna warn you before I begin if Nico Yazawa is your best Muse girl I'd suggest not reading this because Nico gets slandered a lot and also gets called Shithead for many reasons)

Two members of the school idol group Muse, Hanayo Koizumi and Rin Hoshizora were in the Nurf stares into your soul universe, from the other fanfic Adventures with Meiko. Hanayo was looking at a photo of the scrubbing bubbles man. She showed it to Rin.

"...." Rin looked at the photo. "Hanayo wtf." Rin said

"Scrubbing bubbles man." Hanayo replied to Rin

Ash and Ely were here as well, listening to Hanayo and Rin's conversation.

"Isn't there a girl one?" Ash asked

"Maybe, im pretty sure." Ely answered Ash's question

"Permission to be gay for the scrubbing bubbles woman?" Hanayo announced

Rin looked at Hanayo as if she just saw god. Yes, Rin and Hanayo are dating and you can't tell me otherwise.

"Rin that doesn't answer my question." Hanayo said to Rin.

"Nya." Rin said.

"...."

Nico Yazawa had appeared. I the author does not like her so we will call her Shithead. Shithead has made her entrance "Hi it's everyone's favorite idol Nico Yazawa!"

Rin looked over to Nico. "Fuck off everyone hates you. This is why Ely calls you Shithead." She said before running to another dimension. Hanayo and Nico followed close behind.

The new dimension is a dimension we have never seen before. It's called the Lovepocalypse. Rin, Hanayo, and Nico has walked in, yet Rin didn't know that yet.

"Guys." Rin wanted to announce this to the members of Lovepocalypse this. "I think Hanayo is cheating on me with the Scrubbing Bubbles girl."

"I TOLD YOU I WASN'T!" Hanayo shouted at Rin, but because of her baby personality nobody can take this seriously.

"You sure?" Rin said as she side-eyed Hanayo and smirked as well.

"YEAH, IVE TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES IM NOT." Hanayo was still shouting.

Nico was in a corner drinking tea as if this was an intriguing argument. Rin and Hanayo had never noticed that she had followed them here until now.

Rin gave Nico a dirty look. "Go away Shithead."

"My name isn't Shithead, its Nico." Nico said angrily

"No it's Shithead." Rin looked over to Hanayo. "Hanayo what do you think nya?"

Hanayo internally panicked. "Yeah its Word I am legally not allowed to say due to staying pure head." In other words. It's Shithead

"Basically she agrees just scared to say Shithead." Rin said. "Anyway go away nya." She looked at Nico

"No." Nico said before doing her famous "Nico-Nico-Nii!" very loud that it could break someones eardrums.

"oW-" Hanayo covered her ears in case she did it again. Because it's Nico we're talking about here.

Rin stared at Nico for a second, blinked, extended her arm to a nearby door (if there are doors, thats up to you), and said in a stern voice, "Leave." Yes, she is pissed.

"No." Nico refused and did it again, just as loud.

"LEAVE."

"M-my ears.." Hanayo was still covering her ears.

Nico looked at Hanayo in full disappointment. "Weakling."

"..." Rin is extra pissed. "Leave Shithead." All of this was going on as Hanayo was just silently sobbing.

"I said my name wasn't Shithead, it's Nico Yazawa your favorite school idol."

"This is why nobody loves you."

About fifteen minutes had passed and Rin was waiting for Nico to leave. Nico has not left nor will not leave.

"You never left." Rin said to Nico. "I am asking you nicely to leave, your presence is making Hanayo sob."

"I am going to stay here!" Nico said as she smiled and put her hands on her hips.

"No, I'm not letting you."

"Because I'm Nico Yazawa your favori-" She got cut off

"Nobody loves you Nico."

Nico proceeded to do what she did earlier, and do her famous "Nico-Nico-Nii!" very loudly, but this time she held out the iiii.

"Shut up." Rin said sternly. Nico didn't listen to her.

Rin was absolutely done with Nico's shit and just decided to punt her into the sun. After she smiled because Nico was finally gone.

"I just now realized I could have done this long ago and that could've fixed the problem." Rin said

"Thank you." Hanayo thanked her for removing Nico from the premises.

"Anyway didn't this start because I thought Hanayo was cheating on me with the Scrubbing Bubbles Girl?"

"Sadly yes."

COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MUSE...

Ely, Ash, Karimi, Rin, and Honoka are finally done with Nico's shit. So they hold a trail for cancelling, ultimately held by Ash. There we go over bizarre things Nico has done which almost none of it is canon the actual anime. In the end Nico gets sent to the dungeon of pee pee toilet jail by Ash. What will lead to this ultimate decision? Find out next time on Adventures with Muse!