PREVIOUSELY ON ADVENTURES WITH MUSE
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Eli Ayase, Rin Hoshizora, and Honoka Kousaka have seemed to have gotten themselves into what is called the Vocaloid Household. The Vocaloid Household originally started as just a household with a few Vocaloids and Utauloids. Over time it became more filled with more Vocaloids, Utaus, and even non loids. The Vocaloid Household, despite its name, is a home to Vocaloids and Non-Vocaloids. Oh yeah almost everyone is adopted by Meiko.
A baby had crawled in, this baby was created using the mobile app Gacha Life. The baby's name is also Precious. Precious had a knife for some reason and was stabbing Len Kagamine with it.
Rin (The love live one in this context) was zoning out when the baby walked in. She seemed to snap back into reality once Len had died. "Nya?" The baby had approached Rin, seeming ready to stab her.
"Why does this thing have a knife?" Rin tried to say to Eli before the baby tried to stab Rin.
Another Gacha life baby had walked in, except this time its the stereotypical Gacha Life teen who acts like a baby. The moment the Big Baby had seen Precious she had started screaming. "NWO NWO I ONWY BWABY!" and grabbed the knife from Precious. Precious cried and tried to get the knife back. Just to only meet the fate of dying from Big Baby.
Rin watched in pure terror and ran to the kitchen, which is the place where Hanayo always is at.
"Mwa Mwa come bwack I wan milky." Big Baby said as Rin ran out of the room.
Miku was in the corner of the room. "I hate Owmy for bringing these things here."
"Who?" Eli said, drinking tea on the couch. She had been watching all of what just went down.
"Someone who thinks these things are funny in the stupid make fun of them way. Anyway I need to go kill him now." Miku left
The Big Baby crawled up to Eli, since her and Honoka were the only other non-babies here. "Mwa Mwa! I wan milky!"
"oh" Eli knew the next few minutes were not going to be very pleasant.
"I SAID I WAN MILKY SCUPID" The Big Baby screamed
"no."
"MWA MWA IS A SCUPID PIG DOG"
Eli gave the Big Baby a death glare and said absolutely nothing.
The Big Baby laughed. "Now GIMME MILKY"
"no." Eli said as she pulled out a thing of red bean paste. If you don't know. Red Bean paste is Honokas true weakness. She had given to the Big Baby, which the Big Baby ate right away.
"ELI-SENPAI THATS NOT HOW YOU GIVE A CHILD MILK." Honoka yelled, she is actually taking the Gacha Baby takeover seriously.
"Honoka, that was the point. Also please don't call me Eli-Senpai-"
The Big Baby cried. "ISH YUCKY" the Big Baby continued crying while trying to clean off her tounge. Eli just chuckled before saying "I love watching little kids suffer"
The Big Baby's mother had walked in to reply to Eli "Well she's like 15 or something I can't remember."
"MWA MWA!" The Big Baby screamed.
"o h" Eli was shocked at this information.
"MWA MWA I BWABY!"
The mother had kicked the child. The Big Baby had screamed and crawled into Eli's lap. "Mwa Mwa is a bwad woman"
The mother then picked the the Big Baby and threw her across the room. This continued until the mother had noticed Kaito staring directly into her soul.
"YOU THINK IM THE GOOD GUY RIGHT? The mother said to Kaito.
"I dunno." He replied.
"Mwa mwa is bwad woman, swave mee! whaaaaaa" The Big Baby cried for help.
"I am WINNING" The mother said. "I AM A GREAT PARENT."
Nozomi is now here for some reason. In the original rp is says shes doing The Stance which probably means she looks like shes about to Washi Washi someone.
Eli had noticed this right away. "Nozomi no."
The mother had still been arguing on if shes a good parent or not. Kaito knew exactly how to solve this. "Should I yeet her into the void?"
"EXCUSE ME" The mother had replied.
"Void?" Eli questioned.
"YESH PWEASE." The Big Baby yelled.
"Yes, the void!" Kaito knew he was about to end most Vocaloid Household chaos"
"I wanna go to the void!" Honoka jumped up. Eli looked at her. "Honoka, no"
Kaito also looked at her. "No, no you don't-"
"The void seems cool!"
"No its not." Eli was still looking at Honoka.
The mother was having her Epic Before Dying Speech. "BUT IM THE HERO!!! I BEAT MY KIDS WICH IS A GOOD THING IN GACHA IM THE HERO PRAISE ME PRAISE ME!!!!" This was moments before she was yeeted into the void.
Meanwhile, Honoka. She is still chanting about wanting to go to the void. "Void! Void!"
"Honoka no."
An hour later, the two were still on the couch, it is unknown if the Big Baby is still there or not, but the two have not had any major experiences with the abundance of gacha life babies.
"Eli-senpaiiii, I want teaaaa" Honoka was hanging on Eli's shoulder. Eli has been ignoring Honoka, as she has been begging for tea for the past hour. "I want teaaa"
Legends say she has not gotten her tea to this day.
COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MUSE...
Nozomi woke up one day and went on a walk, when out of no where the sky starts glowing and someone comes out of the sky. This person tells Nozomi that she now has a lifetime supply of golf carts. How does Nozomi react to this information? Find out next time on Adventures with Muse!
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Adventures with Muse
FanficJoin your favorite school idols on their whereabouts! From the most normal of situations to the most inhumane stories ever, they have done it all! This is a crackfic inspired by another one I wrote of the same format, Adventures with Meiko, because...
