PREVIOUSELY ON ADVENTURES WITH MUSE...
CJ, Pico, Rin, and Honoka were done with Nico's shit so they decided to hold a cancel trial for Nico, where many secrets were spilled. Things got a bit, interesting. After a long time of spilling secrets and interesting arguments, The rest of Muse, CJ, Pico, and Karimi were able to officially cancel Nico Yazawa. She was sent to the Dungeon of pee pee toilet jail where she will stay until further notice.
(THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SOME NSFW REFRENCES NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13
Rin and Hanayo also break character, but this is the only time this is gonna happen in this series, I hope)
Just like every other adventure has started, CJ and Pico were in the sunday snores at you dimension (former known as the nurf stares at you dimension) having a conversation about a non Love Live ship which is Sunday x Carol, and if it was ok to ship it even though the ship Whitty x Carol is canon. After that conversation CJ wanted to show Pico an out of context photo from one Hanayo's Side Stories on Love Live All Stars. (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759812948595179591/863286265490440242/image0.png is the out of context photo I showed Pico/that server)
"OH." Pico reacted to the photo. Both CJ and Pico took that photo in a different way then the side story intended.
Hanayo was there and decided to quote the photo. "Come to think of it, I think you went a lot harder before.."
Rin took it in the same context as CJ and Pico did. "Kayo-chin we tryna fuck or something?"
"WAIT RIN NO-"
"WE TRYNA FUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLAYGROUND NYA."
Pico interrupted whatever was going on with Rin and Hanayo. "Can we put Whitty with Nico in the dungeon?" He asked
CJ decided to ignore Rin and Hanayo's antics and listened to Pico instead. "Yes."
And with that Pico took Whitty and sent him to the Dungeon of pee pee toilet jail. Pico gave him an epic entrance. "WHITTY!"
"ITS A FUCKING BOMB?" Nico did not react to this well.
"Why am I here?" Whitty questioned Pico and his surroundings.
"ARE YOU GONNA BLOW ME UP?" Nico asked.
"Get your ugly gunpowdered smelling ass AWAY from Carol." Pico will do anything for Sunday x Carol to happen. At least in this dimension because this crack rp was written before the Carol x Whitty Date Mod came out.
"WHOS CAROL?" Nico asked.
"Whitty's now ex." Pico replied.
"Why are we exes now?" Whitty was confused by Pico answer.
"ITS NOT CHRISTMAS WHY ARE WE CHRISTMAS CAROLING." This is too much information for the small brain Nico to take in.
"BECAUSE THEY NEED TIME WITH SUNDAY." Pico answered Whittys question. "AKA THEIR TRUE LOVE."
"ITS SATURDAY." It was indeed Saturday, Saturday July 10th, 2021 (That was when we did this crack rp) "NOT SUNDAY."
Sunday was now here. "Oops. #rebel."
So apparently Sunday is an actual person? And not some thing Pico made up just to confuse Nico's small brain. "SINCE WHEN WERE DAYS OF THE WEEKS HUMANS?" Part of Nico wanted to make a Country Humans joke, but she somehow managed to stop herself.
"Sunday stop stealing my girl." Whitty said to Sunday.
"LOVE TRIANGLES?" Nico was intrigued for some reason.
"How about no?" Sunday refused to stop Whittys girl. "U mad or nah?"
"No." That question was most likely not for Nico but she answered anyway.
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Adventures with Muse
FanficJoin your favorite school idols on their whereabouts! From the most normal of situations to the most inhumane stories ever, they have done it all! This is a crackfic inspired by another one I wrote of the same format, Adventures with Meiko, because...
