Takeshi

[17]-Deadpool

"Who the hell is this?" was the first thing Deadpool heard when he reached the other side. Kurogiri was holding Takeshi feeding him a bottle who knows when he was last fed. 

Deadpool looked around "wow!" he laughed. "what a dump"

"heeeey," Toga whined.

"He doesn't lie!" Twice said animatedly his hands on his hips standing like a hero. Toga shoved him playfully. Dabi set Shigaraki down and took Takeshi from Kurogiri so he could go and tend to Shigaraki and because he loved the little bean. Deadpool watched Twice and Toga for a second before turning around but the portal was gone. 'great he was stuck who knows where?' But he brushed it off walking up to Shigaraki who had his head resting on the top of the torn up couch his eyes closed and his leg propped up on the table while Kurogiri inspected his bone deep wound. Shigaraki opened an eye when he felt someone sit next to him. He sighed deeply and then closed his eye again hoping he would leave him alone. He felt his eyes on his side and he sighed again opening both eyes staring at the sealing.

"What?" he said then grunted wincing lifting his head glaring at Kurogiri who didn't look up.

"dunno,"

"What, nug, are you doing in my base?!" He growled gripping his own arm shooting another deadly glare at Kurogiri.

"the girl with the awesome hair brought us here,"

"again with the us?! who are you ow! will you cut that out!?" Shigaraki yelled at Kurogiri.

"Sorry, it's bound to hurt, this is pretty bad," he said a pang of guilt filling him.

"I swear," Shigaraki muttered something in his right hand. Deadpool tried to see what it was but Shigaraki kept it hidden. "I repeat who are you talking about you are the only one that came here!!" Shigaraki said part of him yelling because he was frustrated and then the other half was because Kurogiri kept  hurting him.

"Them" Deadpool said nodding to you again.

"NO ONE IS THERE!!!!" Shigaraki yelled and then turned toward Kurogiri and threw something at his head. He ducked the thing smacking against the wall Toga bounded forward snatching the thing up and running to her room. "You better give that back later!" Shigaraki called after her.

"Yes there is," Deadpool winked at you. Shigaraki ignored him closing his eyes again.

"shi-" Shigaraki started sitting up and reaching towards Kurogiri about to strangle him.

"Sorry," Kurogiri said wincing glancing at Shigaraki.

"I swear one more time..." Shigaraki grumbled threateningly shifting in his seat and leaning back again closing his eyes. Suddenly Twice jumped onto the couch beside Deadpool and started to measure him.

Deadpool Pov:

"what are you doing?" Deadpool asked as Twice lifted his arm measuring the length.

"Measuring,"

"Why?" he raised an eyebrow as Twice measured his foot.

"So I can make you a double, you're joining the league right?"

Deadpool almost choked on his own spit and started laughing. "What?! what gave you that impression?"

"You're sitting with boss and you're in the base Toga would've never let you past that gate if you weren't joining,"

"What?! that little girl? stop me?"

"Careful, don't want to make wifey angry," Twice warned as he continued to measure every inch of Deadpool's body. Deadpool laughed again and suddenly there was a knife at his throat the girl they called Toga on top of him.

"Dare o waratte iru no?" Toga hissed.

"What?"

"She says who you laughing at," Twice translated glancing at Toga.

Shigaraki smiled "Kimi wa," he laughed. Toga glared at him and suddenly the knife was on his throat and she was on top of him. "Tōga o ochitsuka sete kudasai sore wa tada no jōdandesu," Shigaraki said pushing the knife away from his neck.

"Any idea on what their saying?" Deadpool asked Toga even though he knew perfectly well that Twice could understand every word they were saying sense it was his native language or... that was what he assumed.

"Yep," Twice said now measuring Deadpool's chest. "By the way what's your quirk?"

"quirk?" Deadpool said tilting his head to the side.

"Ya the thing that makes me be able to make a double of you," Twice told him.

"Oh! where I come from they call it a mutation, it's healing," Deadpool said with a sigh tapping the side of his own face with his finger.

"Eh mutation quirk same thing," Twice shrugged but he didn't like the name of the other one. Deadpool almost jumped when the knife was back on him. Twice sat up done with measuring leaving him with the crazy girl and the knife.

"hmm..." Twice said waving his hands out in front of himself. Toga turned toward him and rushed over to Twice excitedly.

"Kare o koroshite mo īdesu ka?! Kare o koroshite mo īdesu ka?!" *Can I kill him?! Can I kill him?!* She asked Twice jumping up and down squealing this was one she could actually kill.

Twice nodded and Deadpool watched in amazement as an exact copy of himself appeared in front of Twice. Twice looked the double over and then after he was satisfied with his work he nodded towards Toga and she leapt at the dubble which the dubble pulled out two long swords from his back and sliced at Toga. They started yelling at each other as they fought making loud crashing sounds much to Shigaraki's annoyance.

Shigaraki's Pov:

"WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET!!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO PUT TAKESHI TO BED!!!" Dabi yelled from his room angrily.

"Agreed," Shigaraki muttered glaring at Kurogiri wincing as he wrapped a bandage around his wounded leg.

"Sheesh," Toga muttered stabbing Deadpool in the head with her good knife twisting it several times and then Deadpool or double Deadpool melted into a bunch of goo.

"I'll get the mop!" Twice sang.

"Weird...." Deadpool said turning away back towards Shigaraki who looked about ready to murder someone. Deadpool scooted away from him just so he was out of his kill range. Suddenly someone knocked at the door.