Takeshi

[20]-Seeing Red

Shigaraki stumbled and stuck his hands out to keep from falling over. "whoa!" he said as he almost lost his balance. Deadpool jumped through landing on his side supporting his head with his arm and he slid landing right in front of Dabi and Shigaraki. Shigaraki growled and kicked at Deadpool. "what the fuck are you doing here?!" he screamed in furry he was snarling but you couldn't tell because of the mask he wore. Dabi slapped Shigaraki again gesturing towards the baby he was holding with a murderous glare.

"One more time Crusty one more time," Dabi hissed.

"and you slap me again and your going up in dust," Shigaraki growled turning back to Deadpool but he was gone. He tapped both of them behind their backs and they both whipped around to see Deadpool posing on a lamp post one leg up in the air and his head tossed back as if he was using it as a strip pole.

"Oh god," Dabi sighed rubbing the bridge of his nose with a deep deep sigh then froze glancing at Takeshi realizing he'd done a form of cursing

"Will you get down from that damn light post?" Shigaraki asked blocking Dabi's slap and grabbing his wrist with four fingers bending it back Dabi glared pulling his arm away.

"NOPE! It feels amazing up here you should try it!" Deadpool called down still in the same pose as before.

"GET DOWN NOW!!!" Shigaraki screamed at him pointing beside himself.

"okay okay okay, sheesh" Deadpool muttered swinging down landing in front of the annoyed Shigaraki. He growled with a hiss and whipped around heading toward the front entrance of UA.

"Got the brat passes?" Shigaraki asked not in the mood to use his quirk.

Dabi sighed and pulled out four passes from his right pocket "I brought all of them because I thought you were going to be quicker than you were," Dabi said and before he could jerk away Deadpool snatched one putting it around his neck.

"So! where we going? I wasn't paying attention when that weird stick guy came in,"

"We, aren't going anywhere, me and Dabi are going to get a strand of La Million's hair, which is stupid!" Shigaraki answered with an irritated growl reaching up to itch his neck but Dabi slapped his hand away and he glared. Shigaraki snatched one of the ID out of Dabi's hand and slipped it on watching Deadpool walking inside looking around. Shigaraki followed to make sure Deadpool didn't do anything stupid since he was the red idiot.

"Hold this," Dabi told Deadpool shoving sleeping Takeshi into his arms and leaving him alone with Shigaraki who looked like he was about to murder him if he ever hurt Takeshi the baby he was holding in his arms.

"What's your deal and this baby?" Deadpool asked Shigaraki as he sat down waiting checking his brace.

"He's mine," Shigaraki said flatly.

*cough* "what?!" Deadpool asked basically choking on his own bodily fluids staring at the cute little baby in his arms. "but you're soooooooo," Deadpool trailed off figuring that it wasn't a good ID to call Shigaraki ugly.

"so what?!" Shigaraki said menacingly snatching Takeshi away from Deadpool holding him gently and with love which was surprising because of his past reputation of being ruthless and uncaring.

"Soooooo um scary?" Deadpool shrugged as  Shigaraki threw Takeshi up into the air catching him. Shockingly before Shigaraki could catch him Dabi slapped Shigaraki and snached him out of the air. 

"it's like you don't even know how to take care of a baby," Dabi growled hugging his little bean to his chest. Takeshi giggled kissing Dabi on the nose.

"Ah, heee," Takeshi giggled his little hands on Dabi's face.

"Okay that's seriously cute," Deadpool said looking away tearing up.

"Wigawaky!" Takeshi giggled reaching for Shigaraki who of course rejected stepping a few steps back away from the baby shaking his head his hands up in surinder.

"And that's awesome," Deadpool said pointing to Shigaraki.

"GO AWAY!!!" Shigaraki screamed stomping his non hurt foot and turning around unhappily pouting.

"SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Dabi shushed them glaring at Shigaraki's back. Shigaraki spun back around and headed towards the dorms. Deadpool followed Dabi and Shigaraki waving at the UA students that gave him odd looks.

"New hero?" A couple of them whispered to each other. "Maybe teacher" Suddenly a small boy with green curly hair and cheeks that were peppered with freckles ran up to Deadpool holding a fresh notebook and pen. Dabi and Shigaraki kept walking not noticing the boy.

"Hi! my name's Izuku Myidoria!"

"I-I uh..." Deadpool said having no idea what the boy was saying.

"Oh! an English hero!" the boy chided his smile getting even bigger than before. Deadpool nodded glancing at Dabi and Shigaraki but they were gone. He sighed and sat down in the grass surprised to see the boy had done the same. He's so small, or am I just big? Deadpool thought theses were good questions.

"Sir?" The boy asked pocking his knee to get his attention.

"H'm?" he asked looking up at the boy.

"I was uh? wondering where? you d-doing here?" the boy said screwing his face up in concentration trying to remember the words in English.

"it's why, and um-?"

"is you a new teacher?" the boy asked.

"Uh... Ya!" Deadpool said with a devilish smile. "Do you mind showing me around?"

"O-of course n-not?" the boy smiled standing. "I-I'm Izuku Myidoria, but you can call me Deku!" he smiled. Deadpool stood.

((I am faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from over but I got grounded I probably shouldn't even beable to tell you guys sorry :'( ))