Pinocchio *editing | on hold *

Jay

"Yaaaaaaaassssssssssssss!" I wriggled my butt as I walked through the house door. I wriggle and shake and move about with joy, till my gay brother burst in and ruined my mood. I don't mean to call him that, but whatever.

"Jay, shut up. I'm trying to text here," He kicked my arse. Or should I say ass. Or butt.

"I found a job! Aren't you proud of me? Aren't you? Look at your little brother. Aw I know you're proud of me aw let me smooch you," I mocked him with smooching noises.

"Jason- Shut up! Okay, I'm really proud of you so stop making that smooching sound." He snorted and shifted his sight on his phone, keeping up with his texting.

"Woah hold up-" I gasped, peeking at his phone screen that is showing a conversation via an app. "You have a boyfriend?!" He giggled shyly. Wow. I'm awfully shocked that a random guy could actually fell for my brother. And I can't believe that my brother is so cheesy in those text messages.

"He's just a crush. But who knows, he might be mine one day," my hideous homosexual handsome brother, Kev smirked. I'm not a homo, but sometimes I do have feelings for guys. But not really. Anyway, I'm so glad that I have a job. I should call that owner right away.

Good bye to the comic lover Jay,
And say hello to the barista Jay!
Okay, maybe just waiter Jay would be fine.
I just realised the 'waiter' part sounds wrong and kinky, because I'm weirdly imagining myself being a Yaoi bottom, dressed up as a pretty maid and serving coffees to hot guys along the way. Wow. I look hot. Okay, nevermind.

But will I get the job? Being a barista seems tough. What about dealing with orders? That is tough too. I can imagine myself in a busy state with the customers and the hustle and bustle cashier stations and my hands busy mixing coffees everywhere. Don't forget about toppling drinks over by accident or having a cranky customer. Oh no!

But the girl that I met before is kinda cute though. A cute pinocchio. Hm. How interesting.