The Story of Three Crackheads, And more! (Oneshots)

Camp Camp Dimension Machine? (Part 1)

Lucie sighed, "Who's dumb idea was this anyway?" 

Almost everyone  "It was Pup's."

"HEY! I just wanted something to do, so I went downstairs to the basement, and pulled out this old weird thing, and brought it back upstairs.."

Lucie just rolled her eyes, "What part of 'dumb idea' didn't click in your head?"

"Lucie!" Nikki snapped at her, now turning her attention towards everyone else. "Now look, my wife and I-"

"It wasn't even a 'real marriage'..I WAS A FAKE PASTOR." Trixie blurted out.

Nikki snapped, "TRIXIE WE KNOW THAT, NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP? ALWAYS GOTTA BE INTERUPTING ME." 

Trixie only sunk in her chair. "Jesus.."

"As I was saying..my wife and I have noticed how distant everyone has been lately." Nikki  explained. "Lucie and I with work, Pup and Trixie doing- whatever you guys have been doing?"

Pup relied slightly irritated, "I'm a veterinarian..how many times do I keep saying this?"

"It's the fact that Trixie and I have known Pup for years, and already knew this by heart." Lucie whispered.

"Tru-"

Nikki who's now pissed, had just now stood up from the couch, "I'M SORRY, WOULD YOU BOTH LIKE TO MARRY PUP INSTEAD?  BECAUSE I SIMPLY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT." 

Lucie and Trixie only remained silent for the rest of that time, and shook their heads.

"Ignoring the stuff that just happened, and back to what we were talking about originally.." Jet said.

"Oh right." Pup said. "I found this weird box in the basement in the box, so I brought it up here, and I thought everyone could open it, and see what's inside." Pup smiled.

"So you..don't know what exactly is in the box?" Jet questioned .

"Nope! So for all we know, in this box could be something waiting to kill us!" Pup exclaimed.

Everyone quickly moved away from the box cautiously.

"G-guys I was kidding.." Pup said weakly.

Everyone moved slowly back towards Pup and the box.

"So..uh, who's gonna open it?" Sy said.

"Easier question. Who wants to die first?" Lucie said in a straightforward manner.

Everyone just looked over at Lucie, and gave her a 'wtf' type of look.

"Just playing around guys..jeez.." Lucie murmured. 

"I could do it.." Jet said.

"Are you sure?" Replied Trixie.

"Yeah! And even if before I do die, I'll probably see something really cool!" 

Nikki rolled her eyes, "That one guy you swiped right on Tinder?" 

Jet slightly turned their head, and glared at Nikki. Who was now putting her hands up in defense. "Nevermind then.." She said. 

"Whatever, can someone hand me a box cutter or a pair of scisso-"

SLASH!

Lucie, who was once sitting on a couch, was now standing by the box with a knife in her hands, who just cut it open with just one swing. She twirled it around in her hand, before shoving it back in her pocket. Almost everyone, except Pup and Trixie, stared at Lucie with a shocked face.

Nikki said shakily, "You keep a knife in your pocket..?"

"And you don't?" Lucie replied casually.

Jet pointed their finger at Pup and Trixie. "How are YOU GUYS not shocked by this?"

Pup looked at Jet, replying, "That knife nearly made me see death."

"And Lucie kept trying to kill me several times with and without weapons, regardless."

...

Jet and Nikki stared at Pup and Trixie, then turned to Lucie. Who was now smiling to herself..

"Do I need to call an ambulance to take you to a mental hospital-?" Nikki said. 

"..I'd be closer to Daniel that way :)" Lucie said.

Trixie then spoke up, "OKAYYY, CAN WE PLEASE JUST SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT ANYMORE KILLER SHIT? THANK YOU.."

"Yeah let's.." Nikki agreed.

Everyone moved, and sat on the floor with the box. Jet moved their hands to open the box, when..

"Wait! We need to be prepared in case something jumps out at us!"

"Huh?" Everyone said. "Prepared like what, Trixie?"

"WEAPON WISE, DUH. Lemme grab my swords!"

...

Nikki turned towards Pup, "Are Trixie and Lucie both insane?"

Pup only nodded sighing, "Pretty much."

20 minutes later..

Everyone finally had finally had their weapons, and were ready to go.

Nikki knelt down, and slowly opened the box.

Everyone peered inside and saw...

A book.

"That's it? All of this, for a book?" Trixie said.

"Maybe something's inside the book..?" Pup replied.

Nikki took out the book from the box, and opened it.

"So? What does it say?" Said Lucie, now sitting crisscross on the floor.

"Weird..it says something about an Old..something, and a place called 'Amp Amp'?"

"CAMP CAMP?!" Lucie screamed.

"Chill out Lu, but yeah, I think so. Wai- A DIMENSION MACHINE?" Nikki yelled.

"WHAT?" Everyone stood up.

"THIS BOOK CONTAINS EVERYTHING TO BUILT A DIMENSION  MACHINE- But wait..why would it include Camp Camp for a dimension machine?"

"BECAUSE IT'S A MACHINE TO GET TO THE CAMP CAMP DIMENSION YOU IDIOT!" Lucie yelled.

"But guys, this is just the book for the Machine..we'd have to find the ACTUAL machine, or try to make it, to actually get there." Jet said, as Trixie nodded beside Them.

"..I found a giant machine in the basement next to the box marked 'Dimension Machine' does that help?" Pup said.

..

"I am this close to becoming the reason of your death Pup-"

"TRIXIE!!" Nikki and Jet yelled.