Off Script: Camp Camp Dimension Machine

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And...ACTION!

"You..you think I'm weak?" Lucie said.

"Well of course my dea-" Daniel started.

"Don't you DARE call my girlfriend weak, YOU BLONDE HAIRED FREAKY BITCH!" Trixie screamed across the room. 

Meanwhile, Pup was holding Trixie back in the process. "TRIXIE IT'S JUST HIS LINE. HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN IT." Pup reassured her.

"Just because it's my line, who said I didn't mean it?" Daniel stated.

Oh..well shit-

...

Lucie lifted their head, and looked at Pup and Trixie dead in the eyes. "Get Him." Lucie said immediately.

"WHA- WAIT NO NO NOO!!" 

Daniel screamed in terror, as Trixie and Pup dashed towards him at top speed. And started attacking him with no restraint.

OH MY GOD- PUP, TRIXIE, NO! CUT, CUT THE CAMERA! SO MUCH BLOOD- GUYS QUIT IT. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN OUR BUDGET TO REPLACE ALL OF THE SHIT-

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