The Lovestory Between A Sane And A Mentally ill

DOO DOO SHART

Today was a new day (of course it was author took a break for a whole decade and shit😹😹)

They were all chatting in their classroom that almost looks like a abounded mental asylum 😈😈 and talked about their album collection they did by selling their house, kidney, siblings 😆👶💯

Haechan was lee minhyung's BIGGEST fans heck the amount of toe pics of minhyung on his gallery really made a point!!😍☝️

They were opening their hello future album, Doo Doo shart version....he found out he pulled a jeno pc and immediately shoved it down jaemin's throat
.... jaemin felt excited 😏🙀 at it but Haechan said it was gift which he will find out after he shits it out 💋😧😓

Beside he heard Renjun screaming 😱 like he saw his fav oppa oli london LIVE!!!!

RENJUN PULLED A LEE MINHYUNG PC??!!

Mark beside them who was smirking like a donkey 😓 stared at them feeling secretive as if everyone doesn't know he IS minhyung just changeed into something else other than his fried hair wig or whatever 😹😹😹

"Aww keep my photocard safe? lee minhyung is so cute amazing and funny and truly so so caring!?😘😆😡👶"

Mark said like an embarrassing person 😐

Renjun felt severe second hand embarrassment and started hyperventilating while saying

"Uhmm so anyways who wants to trade with me😰😄😸✋"

Mark growls angrily at that thinking he sounds as scary as a lion but everyone cooed thinking he was impersonating a baby parot with diarrhea 💔😼

Haechan snatches it from Renjun and pulls out the jeno PC from jaemin's ass😍

then Giving it to renjun who gladly accepted it 🙀😏

Jeno becomes so happy at that he starts thinking of fucki- uhh petting Renjun any time soon!😋

Renjun becomes so happy and squeals!

"I am so happy, if any of y'all want it you can have it....after giving me 3k dollars😄😁😃😆😀"

He continues like a shy baka xoxo

Jeno forgives him...but doesn't forget😡😢☝️💔

Xiaojun who was chatting with his senior Namjoon who he admires (as a cool senior nothing more y'all) talking with him about how they can do a toxic fandom cleansing together 😏😏 😈he suddenly felt a hand tapping on his shoulders

He jolts up and Namjoon suddenly does a sheesh pose and then leaves 😋

Xiaojun Looks back to see Hendery there looking smoking hot just a little like lil hendery who was his bias in NCT Hype house mount everest😍💯☝️ (cus it's filled with whitees 😹)

He jumped up from his seat and felt the urgent need to suck on Hendery's scalp and sharts at the feeling.. Hendery smirked and then seductively whisper

"Doo Doo shart"

Xiaojun starts crying at the sudden tingling feeling in his stomach which stops when there dilf daddy- I mean uhh teacher Kun enters the class....
Everyone sits on their respective chairs like they are all No.1 students and never fed their failed test results to a donkey or wrapped weed with it😹😹

Anyways kun sighs at the pretencious  sick little fucks but well..it was better then them doing roleplay as mental patients just cus their Korean teachers are racist 😢😢

damn being a dilf, multi talented, amazing, hot, good person really did it's magic, oh and also be able to magic and make all pussies w-😟😟

Haha anyhow 😃

Everyone surprisingly did their assignments, even helping stoner Jaehyun finish it in class cus he was forgiven, they might be dick heads but he they atleast were good friends 😁😁

And this is how The day passes 😏💦

HELLLOOO BESTIES 💋 how have y'all been😈😈😈 I have been pretty great other than the fact it is exam week😡 I am doing shit in exams but does that really matter? We are all going to die anyways 😹😍 anyhow i have been missing y'all alot so i thought of writing something to communicate with y'all! I also want to talk with y'all asf cus I have been missing sexting with y'all on comment section like shameless whores a bit too much.....😌😿🗣️
Have a great day 😏💦💚