Warriors Parody: SparklyJewel's Awakening

Chapter Le two

Sparklykit got into a perfect battle stance and glared at Blackfootstar. Blackfootstar got into a less perfect stance but it was still a really good stance and hissed at her.

And then  Lovelywhiskers cried "NO SPARKLYKIT! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!" Which was perfectly sensible because she had just witnessed her mate die and didn't want to see her FAVOURITE kit die too.

"I'm sorry mother... but someone has to avenge father." Sparklykit replied to her mother, who immediately started tearing up. She turned back to Blackfootstar and looked at him like he was a measly piece of rotten prey.

"Oh tiny kit!" He chuckled evilly "I eat little heroes like you for brunch" which was actually probably true because he's from shadowclan!

"We'll see about that..." Sparklykit smirked

Suddenly Blackfootstar leaped at her, but she simply side stepped him and raked her claws down his spine. He spat the dirt out of his mouth (BUT WHY IS THERE DIRT THERE?!) then got up and tried to swipe at her legs to unbalance her but she was simply to quick for him and she jumped onto his back where she started pummeling him with ruthless blows. Eventually he managed to yeet her off but instead of tumbling into the ground she landed on her four paws, because she is a cat. The MASSIVE shadowclan leader ran up to her and somehow managed to deliver some blows to her cheek and shoulder before she swiped at his snout then nipped his back legs causing him to buckle to the ground where she pinned him down. 

She pressed her face to his (which was currently smushed into the ground) and asked "What'd you say about eating heroes like me for brunch?" In response he snarled and thrashed around but he simply couldn't escape because Sparklykit's grip was to strong and amazing. "What do you want us to do with him?" She asked Firetar who had come out to see the fight.

"I think we should lock him up in Brokentail's-old-prison." Firetar suggested (at this point in time the author forgot that the warriors had moved to the lake) 

"Cod! We haven't used that in moons!" Sandstormrain meowed (and at this point in time the author forgot we were in TC not RC)

So Sparklykit grabbed Blackfootstar by the tail and dragged him into Brokentail's-old-prison and she locked him up.

"You won't get away with this!" Blackfootstar hissed at her "My clan will come and get me out of here!" Sparklykit rolled her eyes and started walking away, so Blackfootstar raised his voice to a yowl "And when they do you'll be MOUSEMEAT!" 

Sparklykit ignored him and walked over to the middle of camp where they were having a bonfire/feast. Immediately cats started coming up and talking to her.

"Oh my stars gal! You like totes rocked that."

"Wow! I wish you were my mentor!"

"Smile for the camera honey!"

"MARRY ME SPARKLYKIT!" 

"OH WOULD YOU ALL GIVE HER SOME SPACE!?" A feisty shecat meowed sharply interrupting the bombardment of voices. The shecat who had said it was a pretty (But not like Sparklykit pretty) pale blue tabby with pale pink and purple eyes and a butterfly mark on her forehead and hip. Immediately people started backing off and going back to their feisting. Sparklykit's saviour bounded towards her. "Hi I'm Butterflydreambird" She introduced herself in a slightly low husky tone, "And these are Blueeyesfur, and Pinkfurleap" She pointed to the two shecats beside her. 

"Thanks for before Butterflydreambird." Sparklykit said humbly 

"Don't think of it." She replied.

"Infact we were hoping you'd be our friend!" Blueeyesfur said excitedly.

"Me?!" Sparklykit asked asthough she couldn't believe it "W-well I'd love to be your friend!"

"Yippee!" Blueeyesfur squeaked excitedly and took Sparklykit to where they were toasting some jumbo sized marshmallows. "Ok now tell us EVERYTHING about yourself!" She meowed cheerfully plopping Sparklykit down on a beanbag and taking up the cushion next to her. "When you were born! Your lovelife! What you dream about at night! Your favourite songs!" 

"Well Ok?" Sparklykit meowed she had never met someone with such a go getting attitude. "So I was born uh 2 days ago.. I don't have a lovelife yet. I dream about talking to my warrior ancestors. And I just simply LOVE 1 direction songs."

"OMG! ME TOOOO!-" Whatever the Blueeyesfur was about to say next was interrupted by Firetar summoning the clan to the highrock or something...

"Sparklykit step forward." He meowed "Today you shall become a warrior!-"

"WHAT?! BUT SHE ISN'T EVEN AN APPRENTICE!" Protested Icefootsnaw

"She's a better apprentice then you!!!" Her brother snapped sharply 

"BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!" Icefootsnaw protested

Everyone ignored her.

"By the power of starclan I now give you ur warrior name!" Firetar waited for dramatic effect... "WELCOME! Sparklyjewel!" 100 toms immediately fell inlove with her at that moment because she was perfect and a MARY SUE. 

Sparklyjewel smiled and then her smile faltered "Wait does that mean I have to sit vigil?" She asked blinking to make herself 5x prettier.

The fur around Firetar's cheeks got much redder and he looked down at his paws and answered "O-of C-course you d-don't!" He would do ANYTHING Sparklyjewel meowed because secretly he was inlove with her.

"BUT HOW IS THAT FAIR???!!!" Icefootsnaw asked angrily. But she was quickly hushed up by 56 Sparklyjewel fanboys trampling her.