Warriors Parody: SparklyJewel's Awakening

Chapter 6 ... I think...

"Get away from him!" Icefootcloud screeched launching herself at Sparklyjewel. Sparklyjewel was so surprised by the attack that she barely had time to dodge it. As soon as Icefootcloud finished her pounce she launched herself at Sparklyjewel again and this time she pinned her down. Icefootcloud struck at Sparklyjewel again and again (which Sparklyjewel dodged ofc) until Sparklyjewel shook Icefootcloud off and the two she-cats faced eachother. One snarling the other looking bravely calm. Icefootcloud started running towards Sparklyjewel but Hotcat blocked sparklyjewel from his raging ex. "What are you doing?!" Icefootcloud shrieked at him.

"I'm keeping my kits and mate safe!!" He growled hotly (Cos he one hot cat <3)

"But what about meeeeeee!!!!!!!!" She screamed self centredly. "I'm your WIFE!! don't you love me????" 

Hotcat locked at her completely perplexed "We dated for a week... on a dare no less..."

"But it meant so much didn't it?" She meowed her eyes glaing over dreamily "The romantic walk through crowfood to catch your clan a rat... The spaghetti I forced you to share with me just so our lips might touch, they didn't but it was still amazing... The way you broke up with me over a text that just turned out to be a code for lets get married and have billions and billions of kits together, I want you no matter what..." Oh lord, Sparklyjewel thought, this cat is crazy.  

Hotcat placed his paw on icefootcloud's paw to stop her and locked into Icefootclouds eyes then said "Icefootcloud..." 

"YESSS???????" Her heart was fluttering! Sparklyjewel HAD brainwashed him! and now he had his memories back! 

"There wasn't a code in that message." He said bluntly "I broke up with you because I never loved you... for real."

Meanwhile this is what was going on in Icefootclouds head.

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And then this

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   o    e a e o e u  o u e a u e e  o  

b a b e 

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y o u

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f r e e

s c  ' s 

l e a d e r .

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l i k e

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m a s s a g e s 

b t w.

Icecloudfoot wasn't sure why he mentioned that but she was fine with it, so she said "OK!!" Then skipped away to her camp.

"Hmmm, well that was odd..." Hotcat muttered but then they immediately forgot about Icefootcloud because nobody cares about her and Sparklyjewel and him fell asleep with there tails still intwined... 

~Time skip! like 4 hours!~

Sparklyjewel woke up suddenly and found herself next to hotcat her true love, she smiled... he was so hot when he was sleeping. She look up at the sky and jumped in startle! the night sky was getting lighter! "Hotcat! wake up!" She whispered in his ear affectionately/hustledly.

He immediately jumped up and they embraced before he said "We need to get back!" so quickly and quietly they both travelled back to their camps. For some reason the sky was still super dark and everyone in TC was asleep. Sparklyjewel started creeping through the gorsetunnel and then from all the way across camp she saw it!1! Blackfootstar's cage was empty and white fluff was lying everywhere. 

OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!