golden, ben barnes

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[ conor, jamie, rowan, isla, freddy ]
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freddy
now please riddle me
how exactly ben got the
invite to get knackered
with my mates before i did

rowan
he didn't

rowan
you just have a bigger
ghosting problem than
the tower of london

freddy
false

freddy
when did you
invite me

conor
jamie texted you
like three days
beforehand

conor
i know because she
did it in the middle
of torturing me

jamie
shut up it wasn't that
bad i was just waxing
a strip of your leg

freddy
oh fuck well
that's why

freddy
i've had jamie
muted all month

jamie
twat

jamie
what the heck

freddy
you send me like
thirty tiktoks a day

freddy
and they're all just
kaz thirst traps

freddy
i do have to work
eventually you know

jamie
ok yea sure
horse show boy

isla
hey, no free rein
slander allowed

isla
it's cute

jamie
but is it better than a
teenager thirsting over
freddy to an abba song

rowan
yeah im gonna need
those tiktoks asap

rowan
for research,
of course

isla
your yearly
crush on freddy
has returned i see

rowan
right on schedule,
per usual indeed

rowan
i'll be over it in like
2 weeks don't worry

conor
rowan and freddy
get drunk & make
out challenge

freddy
no

rowan
wow, go ahead &
break my heart
why don't you

freddy
maybe if it's the next
outing i actually get
invited to it? we'll see

jamie
my birthday is
on thursday. be
there or be square.

jamie
did you get
that one or was
that muted too?

freddy
i'm never gonna live
that down now am i

isla
nope

isla
jamie holds
grudges forever,
we know this

freddy
oh goody

jamie
see u

jamie
preferably ben

jamie
but you too
i guess

freddy
my god you'd think
jamie was one who
he's smitten with

jamie
he's what now?
with isla?

isla
shut up

freddy
aw don't be embarrassed
you're smitten with him too

conor
isla? affection?
it's a miracle!

isla
i hate all of you

isla
slander! lies!

freddy
yeah we'll see
about that love

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