viii. imessage

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one new message from ben barnes!
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ben barnes
i haven't been this
hungover since uni

isla blair
jamie says it's the greatest
accomplishment of her life

isla blair
she's also half-passed out
in a mini dress in my bed as
we speak, so i think you're in
good company w/ the hangover

ben barnes
are you not??

isla blair
i had to go to
the market

isla blair
you know,
adult things

ben barnes
i'm not being lectured
on adult-ness by a 25
year old right now

isla blair
27, actually! thanks

ben barnes
potato potato

ben barnes
that doesn't come across
as well as i thought it
would on messages

isla blair
horrendous

isla blair
also you left,
a shoe over here

isla blair
i have to go to
conors work and 
bring him lunch,
i can bring it by
on my way back

ben barnes
you bring conor
his lunch?

isla blair
and i'm bringing you
a single shoe you forgot
blackout drunk in my flat

isla blair
you really have no
room to comment on
conor's quirks now

isla blair
do you know you have
an entire choreography
to if u seek amy ready to
go at any time? on my
kitchen counter, even!

ben barnes
oh my dear god

isla blair
and beer bong! very
american of you, guess
la has taken its toll.
you're a natural!

ben barnes
this is it. this is my
personal hell loop.

isla blair
i'll see you soon

ben barnes
i'll be here, wearing
sunglasses inside,
grieving my youth

isla blair
oh you big kid

isla blair
i'll bring you a
ginger shot to
take, those help

ben barnes
i'll take a ginger
shot over my
dead body

isla blair
good thing you're
practical there
huh old man

ben barnes
this is bullying

isla blair
gonna leak this to
the daily mail

isla blair
breaking news: actor
ben barnes can't handle
banter (or his alcohol!)

ben barnes
i dare you

isla blair
bold coming from a man
with only one shoe ❤️

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author notes!
...did i disappear for
two months? yes. am
i going to blame it on
uni? absolutely. cheers!

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 11, 2021 ⏰

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