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ben barnes
you know if you
wanted to talk to
me you could've
just texted me

ben barnes
the tweet was funny
though, i'll give you that

isla blair
oh you know, i was trying
to find my way around
the three day rule (;

ben barnes
oh the three day rule
is bollocks anyways

ben barnes
nice way to find
a short cut though

isla blair
luckily for you,
my sister agrees

ben barnes
your sister?

isla blair
she's quite
charmed by you

isla blair
insisted i talk to you again
as soon as possible once
she found out we met

ben barnes
have i met your sister and
am i going to sound like a
jerk for not remembering

isla blair
i wouldn't blame
you if you did

isla blair
lucky for your
brain scrubbing
that one out

isla blair
but alas, no

isla blair
she was just super
into caspian when
we were younger

ben barnes
you guys were a
big narnia household
then, i guess?

isla blair
indeed

isla
though i cared much
more about susan

isla
which probably says
a bit too much about me

ben barnes
a little bit

ben barnes
but the lit degree
makes sense now

isla blair
does it?

ben barnes
yes but don't ask
me to explain it

ben barnes
it's that eldest
child syndrome

ben barnes
i'm assuming your
the eldest child i
dont actually know

isla blair
you're correct!

isla blair
but susan wasn't
the eldest though

isla blair
or do i immediately
need to reread the
entirety of narnia

ben barnes
no you're right

ben barnes
but she is the one
who stops believing

ben barnes
eldest child energy
if i've ever seen it

isla blair
are you implying
i'm not any fun

ben barnes
hardly

ben barnes
but you said it yourself
that susan being your
narnia fixation definitely
says something about you

ben barnes
and well

isla blair
fine you'll just have
to come out with us
next weekend so i
can prove you wrong

ben barnes
us?

isla blair
me, my sister, and the
other two people who
replied to my tweet and
are equally as insufferable
enough to hang out with
both my sister and i

ben barnes
do they have names

ben barnes
or are they too
insufferable
for that too?

isla blair
conor, who makes
dull spread sheets and
hates his life because
he has to make said
spreadsheets and for
valid enough reasons
blames it on his adhd

isla blair
and rowan, who's father made some
kind of ridiculously popular jingle in the
80s so they don't ever have to actually
work a day in his life but is also miserable because now they have no life direction

isla blair
we have a
blast though

isla blair
i have a theory we're some
kind of medical trial study
that some doctorate students
threw together in a boarding
school and then forgot about so
we accidentally ended up in the
real world with no instructions
so it's just absolute mayhem

ben barnes
love that. very
self aware.

ben barnes
bad news is i've got
night shoots for this
project i'm close to
wrapping and i'm tied
up in commitments

isla blair
damn, stable entertainment
careers are inconvenient :/

isla blair
(said no one, ever)

ben barnes
don't think i could keep
up anyways. dim lights
hurt my eyes, remember?
i'm too old nowadays

isla blair
fine, but don't
say i didn't try

ben barnes
if worse comes to
worse, we'll have
plenty of time to pub
crawl in hungary!

isla blair
ahaha alright

ben barnes
see you

ben barnes
(though preferably
before hungary)

isla blair
see you

isla blair
ps; stop calling
yourself old!

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