People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people
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I want to be the person you're afraid to lose.
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Rule #1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy.
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Excuses make us happy for a short while but we all know we’re eventually going to regret it.
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the thicker your thighs are the more snacks can lay on your lap
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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A broken heart is what changes people.
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Not going well
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At this point I don't even care. I'm just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.
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Maybe you really did love me, just not in the same way that I loved you.
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Sometimes the problem with love is that you can love whoever you want, but so can they.
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When my cat licks me Pros : She loves me Cons : It feels like sandpaper
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me: *wants to read*
me: *doesn't read*
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Surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.
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I still remember the first day I met you.
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YOU ARE READING
TEEN SARCASM BOOK
RandomARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JO...
