WHAT TWEETER IS LIKE...
[Joke to hide the pain]
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Maybe if I complain a lot, someone will love me.
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Overcompensating on social media, because my relationship is in trouble.
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I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP AND SHOVING IT IN YOUR FACE
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maybe if i make you laugh my loneliness won't be so crippling
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Telling you about my weekend instead of enjoying it.
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Drunken thoughts no one should know.
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Good morning. I've been asleep but now I'm awake.
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I can't believe it's a year ago today since I sneezed 3 times in a row. Where does time go?
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On New Year's Eve, I like saying to people I know I'll see in the next few days, "See you next year". It's hilarious.
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Vegetables are a source of good Jesus Christ and vitamins
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You can never unsmoke a weed!
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YOU ARE READING
TEEN SARCASM BOOK
RandomARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JO...
