Y/N was at the funeral of the most wide known businessman frat boy: Johnathan. He had died from a drug overdose from the dust of the bricks that his one and only son, Ken, had shit while reading Falling Again Wilbur Soot fanfic (X0RPHY). Ken was violently sobbing loudly quiet in the corner of the open field where his dad was being buried under a single pecan tree. His dad loved pecans. He was a big fan of nuts. Not Ken's though. That was the reason why he was crying. Y/N strided over sexily to comfort Ken. Ken cried into their shoulder. "WHYYYYYYYYYYY" he screamed in agony. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" Y/N yelled back. Ken did indeed shut the fuck up. "Thank you, Y/N." he said. "I feel much better now." "Good. Now let's go to my mansion so we can F U C K."
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𝑂𝑏𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝑂𝑟𝑔𝑦 <3 (not satire)
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