Y/N lied. They don't have a mansion. They have a trailer in the middle of the fucking ocean. I dunno how the fuck they got it there or how they get there BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. Point is, Ken was gonna get some gender non specific flaps today. So they went inside and Y/N began taking off their GoodWill clothes. "Wait," Ken spoke softly. "Hm?" "This isn't right." Y/N stood awkwardly, their flaps flowing in the ocean breeze. "How cum?" "My heart.. it belongs to another." Ken flipped his plastic hair and it fucking fell off. I guess that's what he gets for being a fake bitch. "Who?"
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"Santa Clause." He whispered.
"Santa Clause? Ken, I-" Y/N was stopped because they got fucking ran over by a sleigh. Santa's sleigh, to be specific. Y/N died. Santa's fatass fell out of the sleigh, but he juicily got back up. He then violently licked Ken's hair and stuck it back to his head for him. Ken then sucked Santa's dick. Y/N revived from the power of the sucking and also sucked Santa's dick. Then Obama walked in and also sucked Santa's dick. They're still engaging in the Obama Orgy to this day. The end. Glory To Arstotzka.
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𝑂𝑏𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝑂𝑟𝑔𝑦 <3 (not satire)
Poetryraid shadow legends this is not sponsored by adidas please go buy nike i put a lot of thought into this so please no hate i based y/n off myself now enjoy you harmonicas/clarinets/non gender specific flaps written by a fellow hufflepuff
