Sailor moon X reader book 3

Sailor Moon x Deadshot reader: Shot through the heart

by Puppet198463

My name is Elijah Thomas.

For the past 7 years, I have been the one and only, Deathstroke.

Pretty sure you guys get the rest.

I'm evil.

I own guns.

I robbed banks.

And I kill people.

For shits and giggles of course.

Sometimes for personal reasons.

So why am I bringing up who I am?

Why does it matter?

It shouldn't, right?

Well...Depends who you ask.

See, I keep running into this so-called "Champion of Love and Justice", you don't wanna know what I think about her.

Her, being "Sailor Moon"

I laughed my ass off when I met the first time while robbing a bank. She was about what? 14 at best. Well I shouldn't judge, I have been killing and robbing since I was ten. Maybe younger than that, who knows?

But I have encountered her and her lackeys from time to time. Got a few pantie pics while fighting them too. Hey I'm fucking evil, what did you expect that I'd be a fucking gentleman? The fuck outta here.

Now, in the beginning, right, we were enemies. Her and her lackeys. But then, these otherworldly beings showed up, looking for some silver shards for some silver crystal?

I dunno it seems fucking stupid to me but these lackeys wouldn't shut up about it. Now, let it be known that I was trained for anything. Except? Yeah, really strong femboy aliens.

Yeah I wasn't told of this either and when I was, it was through the hard way.

Oh but I gave them something to remember me by before I escaped so I can lick my wounds. After encountering that kind of enemy, I knew I needed some extra power. Or at least durability. If I can get that then I'm pretty much invincible. By my fucking pea-brained standards.

So I had enough money to ship me to a place where I was given the good ol Lazarus pit. And yeah, it comes with split personalities. That was like the only negative trait. The others? Super Strength-Speed-Durability-the whole nine yards. I was happy about this. Reminding myself to send Ra's a fucking fruit basket.

My helmet took serious damage. But I didn't need it anymore so I didn't care.

Now I know some are going to ask, "Mr. Thomas? What do you look like? How tall are you? Do you have 6 pack abs that can grind meat?"

In the beginning? No.

Now? Yes.

I have Amber bronze skin.

Short Blond Hair

Emerald red eyes

And a short fuse.

When I came back to Tokyo, because this was where everything went to shit, I was ready to fuck up the ones who I barely scratched the last time.

Should it also be known that I go to school?

Nah, wouldn't matter because in my book: SCHOOL-IS-FOR-PUSSIES!

Can't beat that school of life for shit anyway.

Now where was I-Oh yeah, I found out from Sailors that these were beings that came from the "Negaverse"

Clearly, I thought it was a parallel universe.

But no.

It wasn't.

Bitch ass Multiverse theory.

Now, the location was the North pole. That was where the head of it all was located. Queen Beryl. So I agreed to come with. I didn't know that the bitch had monsters waiting for us.

I didn't know that Tux boy had turned to the dark side.

Star Wars reference.

And I didn't know that I was going to be in the middle of this and fucking not get paid.

Scratch that, how did I become a fucking hero all of a sudden when I was a villain to begin with?

Well...Doesn't matter now because I had to use every trick I had ever been taught to keep the monsters from killing Sailor Moon's friends.

The monsters were named the Doom and Gloom Girls?

I thought it was a stripper group to be honest.

Yes I did say that to them and No, they were not happy about it.

Which was why I was made their target.

Ain't that a bitch?

I won by the way.

But it cost me many many MANY bullets.

Good thing I brought spares!~

I helped the scouts with killing Tux boy.

Dunno if he's dead or if he'll come back in some way shape or form. Don't care if he does, I'll kill him again and giggle my ass off.

Scrawny bitch.

The scouts killed Queen Beryl and that was where everything went back to normal.

Well...If you want to count out that in the year 3000 I have over 2,000 kids. With Serena, who I found out was Sailor-Fucking-Moon! My arch Nemesis!

And if you think that was bad, two of my many kids told Serena that I was Deathstroke! I tell you, you cannot trust kids with anything these days!

But what did all this mean? I wonder to this day.

Because if it was my destiny to become Serena's King, and if it is her destiny to become my Queen, do I stop robbing and killing and give up what makes me happy?

Let alone a living?

At times when I did go to crossroads middle school and then to Juban High, at times when I fought alongside Sailor Moon and the scouts, at times I babysit the brats I have with her in the future, maybe it doesn't sound all that bad.

I mean, there was always a spark between Serena and I right? She always challenged me as both Serena and Sailor Moon. She would always try to cheer me up when I felt bad about what I was doing to the innocent.

I dunno, I think She's making me weak. She's making me soft. But then again, she's getting weak around me too. And soft. I guess that does it then. Take that world. Mom. Dad. And anyone else who wished bad luck on my colorblind ass, I put a shot through Serena's Heart.

And she put a shot through mines.

The End