Rachaels POV
We all continued walking, then Alec had a bright idea.
"Hey while were walking to the next level we should have a roast off!"
"What?" Nicole, Kayla, and I asked confused.
"Yeah, their kind of fun and really entertaining!" Matthew chimed in.
"How does it work?" I asked.
"Well you choose a person to 'roast' on and you say like you mamma jokes and stuff like that...but you cant be sensitive because there all like insults."
"Umm I guess anyone not wanna play?" I asked. Nico and Kayla raised their hands.
"Okay I guess you two can just watch." Matthew stated.
"Okay Rachael will 'roast' on alec and Nicole will 'roast on me' and you switch every insult, Rachael you and Alec you guys go first." Matthew added.
"Hey Alec, you mamma so fat, she has more chins than china town!" I started, there was array of 'oohhs' and 'oh's' with some laughter.
"Yeah well yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!"
"That one was lame." Nicole stated.
"Your so ugly, someone looked at you and invented the game hungry hippos!"
"Your so stupid that when you hear its chilly outside you grab a bowl!"
"Yeah, well your so stupid that you think menopause is a button an a VCR!"
"Yeah well, well-" He couldnt think of anymore.
I jumped up and down in victory.
"Okay Nicole its your turn!" I shouted, I went over and gave Alec a hug because he looked sad.
"Matthew, Yo mamma so stupid she went to the library to find face book!" Seriously nicole, even when she is insulting people have to bring books into the equation.
"Yo mamma so lazy she makes Garfield look like labron james!" Ahaha That was a good one.
"Guys, I'm getting bored can we do something else." Alec whined.
"Fine." Matthew retorted.
"Lets play hungry hippos, everyone look at Alec." I joked.
"haha very funny." Alec said, unamused.
"Okay, lets play who said what."
"How does that work." Matthew said intrigued at the name of a game he has never heard before.
"Someone starts by saying something that one of the other players said at a point in time and we go around in turns guessing who said it, the first person to get it right takes the position of the sayer and we play like that till we get bored." I explained thoroughly.
"Okay." Everyone said in unison. I went first.
"Is being gay liking potatoes and not tomatoes." Alec instantly started frowning. Nicole guessed.
"Oh Alec!"
"Yup. Your turn"
"Pass."
"You cant pass. You have to think of something."
"I came out of a closet literally does that mean im gay?"
"Oh Alec!" Matthew shouted. Alec himself looked very unamused, his face was full of embarassment.
"Hey guys, this game im pretty sure is not 'make fun of alec' its called 'who said what' and right now im the only one saying shit."
"Oh Alec!" I shouted and i earned a few chukles from everyone else, except alec of course.
This was going to be a long 399 levels.
It was kind of boring actually, the monsters where not all that tough so they were easy to kill. Suprisingly we got 198 of the 400 completed. We were still hoping for a rest break after 200 because we were all exhausted and having a bunch of annoying boys (and nicole) accompynig you on a dangerous journey is tiring. Kayla was losing her composure and was getting antsy.
"Hey chill kayla well be done soon." I heard Nico confort.
"Its not that." Kayla replied continuing to bounce.
"What?"
"I really REALLY need to pee, and im not doing it here, one would think they would put bathrooms as like checkpoints or something."
"THATS what your problem is."
"Yeah."
"Oh."
"What?" She asked irritated.
"I just thought maybe you would need a hug." Nico said dissapointed.
"Were dating you can still give me a hug, just not to tight or ill pee on you."
An array of 'eww's' were heard around the group.
I was praying to god there was a chekpoint/house. Listening to these nutheads was torture.
