Are you an idiot? (Tobi x Seme male reader)

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(A/N: your a member of the Akatsuki and have a room right next to Tobi's so sometimes you get roped into his stupid ass pranks. You couldn't care less about him and he honestly forgot you. Most people in the Akatsuki did actually so you get the occasional mission and you live rather quietly. This one might start off a little quickly but I promise it's still over at least 1000 words. Kekkei genkai: shadow world- you can hide in the shadows and mold them to however you please [you have a rooms in the shadows of your actual room but nobody can get there without your express permission] this means that shadows can become food and carry the basic nutrients and stuff so you don't really leave unless you have a mission. You spend all your free time creating things from your shadows. TW: dubious consent.)

Nobody's pov

It was another quite day in the base for you (who was making a tiny wolf with such detail that it looked real) when you heard Dedara screaming at Tobi about real art or something. You didn't care. At least not until you heard someone in your room without opening your door. You heard Tobi mutter something about being safe in this room and being a genius.

Annoyed you popped your head out of your shadow room. Seeing that the loud idiot was indeed in your room you sighed and watched him quietly. He went over to the wall dividing your room and the next and put his ear to the wall. You both could hear Dedara bust trough the door in the other room screaming about art or something.

Tobi took a few steps back after hearing Dedara screaming in the other room. When he was sure Dedara had left his room he let out a sigh of relief. After waiting a few minutes he got ready to pass through the wall between your room and his.

Your pov

I watched as the idiot I called an ally, Tobi, passed half way through the wall before getting stuck. With a sigh I pulled myself out of the shadow room I was partially in. I walked over to the wall were Tobi was pretty much shaking his ass trying to get free. It made me a little curious but I didn't try anything for now.

"Oi idiot. You need help?" I said more like a statement than a question. His legs hit against the wall a few times and I heard Tobi yell yes through it. I stood there for a few moments questioning how to get him out until I figured what could go wrong. "Our abilities feel pretty similar so I could probably use my shadows to help him out. But first comes punishment for entering my room." I thought to myself.

I grabbed Tobi's waist and heard him squeal in surprise and start struggling more. I grabbed his waist firmly to stop his squirming. I pulled one of my hands back a decent way. Bringing it down with a hard thwack. I heard a scream from beyond the wall. "That must have hurt." I did it a few more times to emphasize my point.

"Now you know not to come into my room, don't try anything like that again." I said monotone. I let go of his hips and took a few steps away from the wall. Lifting one of my hands up I activated my Kekkei genkai to make a hole in the wall. Using my foot I kicked Tobi's ass into the hole. Literally.

He looked at me through the hole in the wall with tears pooling in his eyes that could be seen even though his mask. "Your almost as mean as Dedara senpai!" He screeched at me. "No! Your way meaner!" He screeched again. I rolled my eyes and closed the hole in the wall. I could still hear him screaming from the other side of the wall. I rolled my eyes again and decided that since I was out of my shadow world kekkei genkai anyway I should get proper food or something. I walked to my door silently swinging it open only to be met with Dedara looking at me confused.

"For the 5th time Dedara I live here too. This is my room. It's not empty. I seriously don't get how you keep forgetting." I said bitterly. Dedara looked at me like he had seen a ghost then nodded his head. I rolled my eyes and walked away. After walking into the kitchen I started rummaging through the fridge. I heard a noise behind me and pulled my head out of the fridge. I looked over to see Pain holding out a scroll. "This mother fuc-"

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