(A/N:PoetryBeforeHoetry this whole book is going to be Naruto one shots enjoy. The reader in each one shot will possess a unique Kekkei Genkai. This chapter the reader possess a kekkei genkai that basically allows him to make others confuse feelings of extreme pain with feelings of extreme pleasure and vice versa. It's controlled at his own discretion and he con choose wether or not he wants them to feel just pleasure or just pain. This one shot takes place when Itachi and Kisame meet Naruto and Jiraiya in the hotel during Naruto's training arc during Naruto not Shippuden. You also work under Orochimaru tracking down people and bringing in new recruits or interesting specimen for him.)
Nobody's pov
A loud explosion woke you from your sleep. You realized with a start that it was late morning and you somehow missed your alarm. No matter what was happening in other parts of the hotel you had to get your ass moving to report about your mission. Your face paled at the thought of what would happen if you didn't. Being a ninja was terrifying sometimes. You scrambled out of your bed and grabbed your gear. it was pretty easy since you put it neatly at the foot of your bed. You went to the hotel room door and tried to open it it didn't budge (on the other side jiraiya had done his toad mouth jutsu). You were curious but didn't have time to check it out. You went to the window in your hotel room and tried it. It opened no problem.
You climbed onto the window sill and waited for a moment. The hell was that sound? It was like people were running around on pounds of raw meat. It was disgusting but it had you curious until you remembered the punishment Orochimaru would give to you if you made him wait too much longer. You jumped from the window like a frog landing on the closest buildings roof.
Your pov
"What the fuck?" I mumbled to myself as the wall at the end of what I can only assume to be the hotels hallway explodes into black flames and two akatsuki members shoot out. I lock eyes with one. His eyes are a crimson red with small black tomes in them. "The sharingan, I've never seen it in person before. It's pretty." I think to myself. The akatsuki member looked quickly at his partner then looked back at me sending me a fast closed eyed smile before returning to his stoic look as he left. It was so fast I almost missed it.
I kept my face stoic as they left my sight. Then when I was sure they were gone I cracked a small smirk at getting an Uchiha to smile, however small or fast it was. Then my face fell as I remembered the horrid punishment I was sure to get if i didn't return immediately. I sprinted off toward the nearest forest at a blinding speed. Once there I slipped my (rather stupid) frog like mask on and used a Jitsu to teleport back to the underground base.
I was right outside orochimaru's office so I knocked softly knowing he was already pissed. "Kaeru why didn't you just come in without delay since you were late." I flinched at the snake bastard that was now behind me without warning. "Damn him and that stupid nickname!" I thought a little annoyed. "Time for something I'm good at, ass kissing." I thought sarcastically.
"well you see....the reason was.....um...... I..... IranintoanUchihaandhehadthesharingansoIwascontimplatingifIshouldfollowhimornotandhegotaway" I said rushing to get the words out so fast they blurred together. Somehow, by some snake bastard miracle he understood what I said because his eyes widened ever so slightly. "You mean to tell me you let Itachi Uchiha get away?" he said coldly. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"
###### time skip brought to you by my lazy ass ######
After several hours of cleaning Orochimaru's lab and making sure it was spotless I was ready to kick back and relax. That was until I heard Kabuto mutter something he had been watching my punishment for the past hour and a half. "Huh? What was that bitch boy." I muttered back. He choked on air and began coughing harshly. We were like that to each other. When he was done with his coughing fit he said "I just came to tell you that Orochimaru wants you." I held back a chuckle myself as I walked past him I muttered "Just fuck him already." I didn't need to turn back around to know his face was scarlet red and that he had began to mutter curse words at me.
