Whats a Witch to a Scientist? (The Owl House Reader Insert)

3- Luz goes to Hogwarts and (Y/N) Dumpster Dives in a Giant Trash Slug

3- Luz goes to Hogwarts and (Y/N) Dumpster Dives in a Giant Trash Slug

Ep: I Was a Teenage Abomination

Status: Unedited

A/N: Tbh, I didn't actually like this ep, so this was more of a chore to write.

This will follow the 'B' plot with King and Eda, so no magic school for reader.

This one will probably b rlly short compared to the other ones.

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"Well, kids! Did you ever in your life think you'd see something as breathtaking as this?" Eda exclaims, gesturing with wide open arms to the sight before her.

Luz knew from the start that beauty was subjective — and she knew that the Boiling Isles takes that concept to it's very extreme. And, she'd like to think that she's getting better at accepting the level of oddness found there.

But, now, she wondered if Eda was playing a trick on her.

In front of the group, lies — what looks like a giant slug — beached up on the shore.

Luz shakes her head and makes a face, "I don't like this", she says, plugging her nose.

Eda pats you both on the shoulder before walking over to the rotting corpse in front of her.

"Yes, it doesn't get much more inspiring than the trash slug. It makes a home, a life from what others have thrown by the wayside." Eda starts pulling objects out of the slug as she monologues.

Eda slams her fist onto her palm, "Until, blam! It gets blasted by a wave one day and croaks from all the salt. And then we get to sell the stuff it ate." She pulls out a pickaxe from behind her back and holds it out for Luz to take.

"Please don't make me." Luz begs in a horrified tone.

You raise your hand, "I'll take it!"

Luz sends you a look thats a mixture between horror and concern.

"Thats the spirit!" Eda gleefully exclaims, handing you the pickaxe.

"(Y/N)... Really?" Luz asks.

You shrug, readjusting the pickaxe so you have a firmer hold, "It's horrifying... But I'm intrigued."

"It's like dumpster diving! Except, instead of being from a dumpster, it's from a giant slug corpse!" Eda chimes.

King walks away and unfurls a towel out onto the sand, "Aw, come on, Luz. It's not every day you get to go to the dump and pick apart a garbage carcass." He says sarcastically.

Luz doesn't look at all comforted.

You roll your eyes and hold up a hand, "I'm wearing rubber gloves, remember? I'll be fine."

"Besides," You continue, "I need metal. Eda's managed to scrounge up some beakers and tubes in... Various conditions..."

(You almost shudder at the state some of them where in.)

You pull up a face mask, (A good scientist never goes out without one!) and start to swing the pick.

Luz walks forward timidly, "So, Eda—" You swing the pick down again and it makes a glass shattering sound. Luz cringes.

"What if we tried some new lessons for our apprenticeship? Like—"

Another shattering sound.