Crack fics with the bois

Charlie at Hogwarts

One day, Charlie woke up in an unfamiliar field, walking for a while, he found a strange castle, where a blonde-haired boy in a green robe stood shouting at two other boys. He approached and asked the boys where he was. Draco turned to the strange unicorn, and immediately jumped back in fright, yelling 'what is that horrible creature?!?'--------------------"Uhhhh. what the fuck did you just call me?" Charlie said with a lot of anger behind his voice. "Did this foul creature just speak?" Draco spat. Goyle and Crab both were scared and confused and ran away out of fear and to grab a teacher. "COME BACK YOU TWATS!" Draco yelled back at them. "Ugh, my head hurts. Tell me where the hell I am so I can go back home and sleep again." Charlie said. Draco was shocked that the unicorn spoke again. "If you had a brain, you would know you are at Hogwarts." "Perfect, I am lost without the two idiots to direct me anywhere. At least I'm not dead again. I might just stay here and not die for once." Charlie said, going to sit under the tree.--------------------Draco came up next to him and sat down. The unicorn looked so peaceful, with the Hogwarts castle silhouetting him. Draco reached over and pet his mane."What are you doing?" asked Charlie."What I wanted to do since I met you," replied Draco.Draco kept running his fingers through his mane. He moved his hands down towards his body, petting his back, running his hands along his body. "Can I ride you?" asked Draco. Charlie gave him a look, before shaking his head eagerly."I-i, sure yes""Thank you, foul beast," said Draco.Draco stepped close to Charlie. He stepped one leg over his body and sat down on his back. Charlie got up, and Draco almost fell off, so he wrapped his arms around Charlie's neck. Charlie trotted off towards the forest. Draco cried out in happiness. He was so excited for the life they'd have together, and the love they'd share.