Crack fics with the bois

God and the sun

God loved all its creations but there was something about one of them that sparked his eyes. It wasn't apparent to the angels or even most of the humans, but the people around her, they knew. God had a soft spot for one human, Savannah Walton, the living definition of beauty and grace that lives on the same planet as all the bad things. It was shown that God Went a bit too overboard when wishing for someone that was worthy of his love because not even him was worthy of her. Savannah wasn't sure of God, she was an atheist, her entire family was. But everyone around her could sense something supernatural around her since they knew her, they just didn't know it was like... The Actual God. God usually could stand on the sidelines, but now it was too much, Savannah was more of an angel than his own angel children so he went into human form and went down to Earth, more importantly, Maryland, USA.YOU WROTE THIS... SO YOU CAN'T REACT! God walked the streets trying to distract himself and talk himself out of going to her. 'No, I'm not worthy.. she's more precious than life itself!' he thought pacing up and down her street. Suddenly her lights turned on, "Who's there?" the angelic voice cried out. God froze, Oh shiitake mushrooms there's no going back now. she stood on her porch with a nerf gun crossbow aimed towards the street ready to shoot. "Get off my property you sun of a bitch." her southern slang sprung to life. God was she perfection...PART 2 REACTS:"Don't worry." said God. "I come in peace. I just wanted to rest my eyes upon your absolutely exquisite beauty in person." Savannah visibly rolled her eyes and sighed. "Oh god, lemme guess, another pick-me boy dumbass simp?" God moaned in pleasure after hearing her beautiful voice for an extended period of time. "No, it's me, God!" Savannah glared at him. "You're not real, bitch." Savannah loaded her nerf gun crossbow and popped God in the head. He fell over and began bleeding out of his foreheads, as Savannah's secret was that the nerf bullets had nails sharper than a bee's stinger about to get Reid in the ass on a Tuesday afternoon in the middle of winter.Savannah cracked her knuckles to prepare for dragging God's body all the way to her private graveyard. When she arrived at the gates, she had to trudge for miles and miles before finding a grave that she had yet to fill. She tossed the body of the dead deity into the grave and begin to fill the hole with dirt. When she finished, she wiped her forehead, set down her shovel, and began to walk away."Sunny Walton." called a mysterious voice from the dark.Savannah turned to look at the outline of the figure that was blocking the moon. "Bajammin oh 3?"The outline came closer until she could see it's fleshy, skeleton-like face."Not quite." uttered the gravely voice."Thanatos?" cried Savannah