Crack fics with the bois

The Horse fic

Jason walks into the stable"How was your day?"Alexander turns to the front "Not bad the nice lady Loki stopped by."Jason "What did you guys talk about?"Alexander "Nothing much he is aufly pretty as a horse though."Jason "We should invite her over for dinner some time."PART 1 REACTS:Jason the horse backed up Alexander against a wall. Alexander was pinned in place by Jason's strong horse muscles. Alexander could barely breathe. His horse face flushed bright red. "Jason, you know we can't be together! We're from completely different worlds!" exclaimed Alexander. It was true, Alexander was from SIMP SMP, and Jason was from Seraph. Still, because of Reid's connection between the two worlds, their love was able to co-exist. Jason ran a hoof down the long bony body of Alexander. Jason had wanted to be with Alexander ever since he saw him galloping in the graveyard, but only in a dream. But ever since the lore, the two found each other. It was a whirlwind romance for the ages. But in the moment, all they could think about was each other. How badly they WANTED each other. Alexander reached out and stroked Jason's beautiful horse mane. "You know you want me," smirked Jason the horse. Oh boy, was Alexander about to get RIDDEN.YOU WROTE THIS... SO YOU CAN'T REACT! Jason the Horse winked a horse eye at Alexander, until Taytum came in and saw the two pinned up against the wall together. The two horses didn't have enough time to move away from each other."Jason!!! Other horse I don't know that I'm going to assume through the power of writing is Megs horse. What are you doing!?" Taytum exclaimed, the two were quiet. "You don't understand our love!!""What the fuck? How did you get here?""The same way Noah got here from Simp," Alexander stood very proud. Taytum didn't know what to say, somehow they were so shocked that her horse and Megs horse was about to have sex, they skipped over the part where they could talk like humans. "You know what I don't have enough energy for this, just use condoms? Do horse have condoms? Nevermind," Taytum walked out of Jasons the Horses house and just never came back. Leaving Alexander and Jason the Horse alone again."You really need to get a lock for that door,""Baby I can't use doors, I'm a fucking horse," Jason the Horse resumed his position with Alexander on the wall. The Mood returned and they got closer and closer. Lets just say a lot of neighing and grunting could be heard but passing mobs.