The food had come out, and everyone began to eat. Different conversations floating through the hall.
"The fire was so cool!" Ibuki says, way too loudly for Kazuichi's poor eardrums.
"Wait, so you can look like anyone? Without polyjuice?" Fuyuhiko asks, genuinely interested.
"So long as I get every detail correctly, then yes." Imposter(Or Imp, as they prefer) explains.
"Even a professional hooker?" Izuru asks, eyebrow raised. They only stare at him blankly.
"U-Um..So y-you can use s-swords?" Mikan asks, deciding to take Ibuki's advice on small talk.
"Yes. I'm a swords woman in training. My goal is to protect my young master."
"I'm gonna do it!" Hiyoko says with a grin
"I..Don't think that's a good idea, Sayonji-San. It's the first day and no ones done anything to you yet." Sonia says, hoping to stop the impulsive girl.
"Too late!" Hiyoko says with a grin, grabbing a glob of mashed potatoes and throwing it at the Ravenclaw table.
It hit Mikan.
The hall fell silent. Ibuki was about to stand up and defend the girl...
Only for Mikan to grab her own glob of mashed potatoes, and throw it precisely at Hiyoko's face. Two words escape from Mikan's lips, Two words that caused chaos the second time that night...
"FOOD FIGHT!" The once nervous girl shouts, grabbing a handful of rice and throwing it around.
Almost immediately, the hall becomes chaos.
The gravity defying haired boy ducks under the table, grabbing his plate, not wanting to waste perfectly good food.
Nagito grabs a handful of peas, trying to get away from the Ravenclaw table, somehow making it to the Gryffindor table.
Hajime was quick to notice him, grabbing him by the wrist. "Hi."
"Hey.." He replies, slightly dazed
Ibuki bolted to the Slytherin table grabbing Imp's hand.
"Ibuki thinks if we team up with scary Ravenclaw, Ibuki and Imp will be safe!" Ibuki explains, dodging the occasional food being thrown around.
"Scary...Oh! Tsumiki-San? I agree, let's go." He says, running with Ibuki to the Ravenclaw table. He did not want to be on Mikan's bad side.
Ibuki's POV:
I grab Imps hand and drag them with me to the Ravenclaw table.
"Hey, Raven-Puff!" I shout to the cute yet absolutely terrifying in front of me.
"Yeah, can I help you?" The cute girl looks at me, then Imp, then me again with a raised eyebrow.
"Me and My friend—.." "My friend and I, Mioda-Chan." "-would like to join your reign of terror! Do you accept?"
She eyes us again, before saying:
"Sure. Hope you can throw." with a wink at me.
SHE WINKED AT ME-
GAY PANIC-
3rd Person POV:
Ibuki and Imp get on the table each on a side, Imp on the left , Ibuki on the right,
They watch the rest of the chaotic teams unfold.
Izuru power walks like the gay that he is to the Gryffindor table, whispers something to Hajime, they then glare at each other, silently fighting over Nagito, before silently agreeing to team up.
Peko left the Ravenclaw table as soon as Ibuki and Imp joined the forces of Mikan Tsumiki, going to the Slytherin table to join her young master, picking up a butter knife and using it to protect Fuyuhiko from food.
Mahiru went to the Hufflepuff table, dragging Hiyoko to hide under the table, muttering out annoyed complaints, such as: "Why?" "And on the first day?" "Lil' Gremlin..." as well as others.
Sonia had stood on the table, directly in front of Chiaki Nanami, who, as usual, was asleep. She was defending the sleeping girl so she doesn't wake up.
Gundham went over to the Gryffindor table, after seeing Kazuichi distressed and left alone by his simping friend, deciding to team up with him.
Nekomaru and Akane had been teamed up since the beginning of the food fight(which was becoming a food war at this point) and had been fighting against the terror that was Mikan Tsumiki.
The teachers had been attempting to calm the chaos, something told them these kids are going to be trouble.
Finally, the newest DADA teacher, Chisa Yukizome, had enough, casting a Sonorus spell..
"ZIP IT, YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
Everyone was quick to stop and look at the annoyed and slightly angry teacher.
"THANK YOU! OH, WAIT.. QUIETUS."
Her voice went back to normal, she turned on her heel to go back to the teachers table.
It was silent until..
"That was fun!" Mikan said, her uniform dirty from getting food all over it.
The kids burst into laughter.
The teachers were wondering if it was too late to quit.
The ghosts were highly entertained.
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Eventually, the feast ends, each prefect taking the kids to their houses.
People were still talking about the food fight.
"That..was something, Tsumiki-Sama." Nagito says, deciding that he wasn't gonna risk it.
"Ah..T-Thank you.. I-I'm not sure what came o-over me.."
"Well, It was kind of fun! Even if I need a shower now..."
Mikan giggles. She wonders if she made a new friend.
"So, Mikan, what's your blood purity?" Nagito asks, not rude, but curious.
"O-Oh..Half-blood. My dads a Half-blood, Momma's a Muggle." Mikan explains, a small smile on her face.
"Hm..I'm pure-blood. My family is known for-.." Nagito begins to explain before Peko cuts in.
"Doing insane and unbelievable things, such as being the only family to have Fae blood." Peko says, attempting to hide a smirk.
"Thanks for that." Nagito says, pretending to be offended and upset.
The two girls laugh. Nagito didn't realize that he made 2 friends that night.
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Magical Mischief and Mishaps~ A Harry Potter/Danganronpa AU ~DISCONTINUED~
FanficThis is not a serious fanfiction, it's mostly fluff, comedy, crack, and stupid Headcanons. Thank @Komahinashipper2 for helping with the existence of whatever this is. Enjoy! -Junko's not evil, and the POV is mostly 3rd person