"Chaos." [A Boffy/Dream SMP au]

Chapter III

I saw someone add this to their waiting list and I wrote this out of (lighthearted) spite

If you're wondering why no chapter was cause my phone was horrible and turned off soon after i turned it on and i commited to purely make this out of bullshit i made up at 12 am

So yeah

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Boffy woke up to quite the scene.

Tommy was trying to convince Dream not to try to kill him. He probably shouldn't have laughed, but this argument was just stupidly funny.

"NONONONO DREAM- I promise I won't add anyone without your permission again!" Tommy offered nervously. Boffy couldn't blame him. Dream's axe was truly a people ending beauty.

"No need to defend me, Tommy. I can handle myself." He intervened, making himself known. Dream turned to him, and Boffy could almost see his intrigued expression from under the mask.

"You must be Boffy." The previously mentioned said, sending him a fake sweet smile. "It's amazing to meet you."

He blinked tiredly at the masked man. He just wanted to sleep. Not that he could've, because Chat at two am were a handful, but he tried. "So?"

"I've been wanting to know which side you're taking," Dream confessed, and Tommy visibly tensed up. "You can stick with these poor traumatized guys, or you could-"

"I'm not joining you. Or L'manburg." He cut Dream off. "I'm not joining anyone, because then I can have all the fun I want without betraying other people. That would make me feel bad, and then it's not fun anymore."

Dream and Tommy both stared at him, the former confused and angry and the latter mildly concered. After a minute or two, Dream sighed. "You don't know what you're missing. Well, i'll be on my way. I see Tubbo on the horizon."

He waa right, of course, and gone by the time the small teen arrived. He looked up at Boffy for a while before groaning. "Why is everyone so fucking tall?!"

Tommy laughed, grinning. "Maybe you're just short."

Boffy wasn't really interested in the conversation. He was kind of in his own head, listening to chat.

'You should be try to smite Tubbo it'll be funny lolol'

Right. He had forgotten about that.

Well it didn't hurt to try!

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