Finders, Keepers

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9:20 PM

Phoenix
How is it going?

Vance
What are you talking about?

Creed
He's probably simping on Calian's lovelife

Vance
Hindi talaga siya marunong magmention?
He's always sending messages without context

Phoenix
Haha gago

Vance
Get a life Phoenix

Phoenix
You get a life Vance

Vance
Looks like you're not in good terms with
your doctor now

Phoenix
What the fucking fuck are you talking about?

Vance
The girl that Sorin mentioned on Calian's
Instagram post. That's the doctor, right?
I stalked her. She seems popular

Phoenix
Fuck off

Creed
Nahawaan ka na ni Sorin, Phoenix

Vance
What?
Am I a threat to you now, Phoenix?

Phoenix removed Vance Mijares from the group

Creed
Nagkapikunan pa nga

Sorin
Anong drama niyo?

Sorin added Vance Mijares to the group

Vance
My God, Phoenix
Why are you so grumpy?

Phoenix Santos left the group

Creed
Hayaan niyo muna. 'Wag niyong i-add

Vance
👍🏻

Creed
What's the update with Calian and his girl?

Sorin
Ayon, masaya naman sila

Creed
E, bakit parang ikaw hindi?

Sorin
Hindi talaga
Hindi ko naman 'yon love life

Vance
Damn so bitter

Sorin
You shut up, Vance
Porke't hindi ko pa nalalaman ang sa'yo

Vance
Don't even try

Creed
Woah
So there's really someone, Vance?

Vance
None
I'm just fooling around with Sorin

Sorin
But I'm not fooling around, Vance

Creed
Woah that's savage man

Vance
Why does it sound like you're also not in the mood?

Creed
Oo nga 'no?
Ngayon ko lang din napansin
What's up dude?

Sorin
Wala

Calian
Bakit ang ingay ninyo?

Sorin
Narinig mo?

Calian
🖕🏻

Creed
Pota

Vance
to

Calian
What the fuck, Vance?
What's with you?
You're trying to joke now?
Something's up

Creed
He might be seeing someone right now

You added Phoenix Santos to the group

Sorin
Luma-lovelife ka rin pala
Akala ko puro trabaho lang ang nasa isip mo

Vance
Mga gago. Wala
I'm just trying to be funny
Hindi pala bagay

Sorin
Because you're not born as a comedian

Vance
And you are?

Sorin
So you're saying that you think I'm funny?

Vance
You are funny
Makita ko pa lang mukha mo natatawa na 'ko
You look like a clown with  that  curly  hair
and pale skin color

Sorin
Pigilan niyo 'ko baka masapak ko si Vance

Vance
Lol I'm just joking

Creed
I feel so bad for your sense of humor

Vance
My sense of humor said it's okay

Sorin
Gago ibalik niyo si Vance

Creed
Hahahahaah
Tangina parang ibang tao 'yong Vance na
kausap natin ngayon

Calian
There's really something

Vance
What's up with you and Ghaliya?

Calian
Wow changing the topic, eh?

Vance
I'm just curious

Calian
Like you're really curious about my love life
Do you know her by the way?

Vance
Of course I know her
She's one of my class

Calian
Oo nga pala
Hindi ka lang sure kung kaklase rin ni Sorin

Sorin
Ang bobo Calian

Calian
Maka bobo ka, Sorin

I'm a lawyer

Sorin
Soon to be
Parang kayo ni Ghali
Soon to be pa rin

Calian
Wala kang kuwentang kausap

Sorin
Luh bakit?

Creed
Akala ko sila na?

Vance
I thought so too

Phoenix
So you're not in the same bed?

Calian
Of course not
The fuck?
Ganiyan ba idea mo palagi kapag may
girlfriend ka, Phoenix?

Phoenix
Hey, don't attack me
I'm just asking that's all

Calian
I know you so well, tulad mo pa ako sa'yo
I'm still courting her

Phoenix
Ang bagal mo

Calian
Wow pabilisan pala 'to?
Hindi ako kagaya mo minamadali lahat

Creed
That's offending

Sorin
Medyo natamaan ako

Vance
Because the truth hurts

Sorin
Oo na alam ko