WARNING! This book contains sex, drugs, rock&roll, and most especially, witchcraft. Please proceed with caution.
When the last living wizard monarch suddenly dies, young descendants of the throne flock to Hogwarts to claim the crown.
Cue the Tri-W...
I must admit I did not pack the right clothes for the weather here- I've been stuck wearing the same pair of trousers for the past week! Thankfully, the wizards here are friendlier than those back at home.
In regards to your last letter, yes, I will absolutely send you a new list. Remus actually helped this time and even pitched in with a few books you might enjoy, something about a giant muggle traveler.
We both wish you a very happy early birthday! I'm sorry we couldn't make it this year, you know how Fudge is with our work. I suggest you take yourself to the town to watch a film or go shopping- I'd be more than happy to sponsor it.
Don't pay much attention to your father, either. He will be expecting much from you since it will be your sixteenth birthday, only one more rotation around the sun before you have to assume all family duties and responsibilities. Enjoy your life and the little things while you can, and remember: Aquila non capit muscas!
Once you turn seventeen you and I can travel the world together and eat all the refined muggle dishes they have to offer!
Well I have to go back to my work now, so treat yourself kindly, Y/n. Oh, and if you can, try and sneak some dung beetles into your father's morning tea for me.
Love,
Uncle Sirius
Sirius Black's 1996 Ultimate Song List When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones Dead Leaves and Dirty Grounds - The White Stripes Rock and Roll - The Velvet Underground Breathe (In The Air) - Pink Floyd Tangerine - Led Zeppelin Black Dog - Led Zeppelin Fell In Love With A Girl - The White Stripes About A Girl - Nirvana Renegade - Styx The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie Negative Creep - Nirvana Girls & Boys - Blur I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones Two Princes - Spin Doctors Holiday In Cambodia - The Dead Kennedy's Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith Starman - David Bowie Touch Me - The Doors Wannabe - Spice Girls
p.s. Remus added the last one, not me! p.p.s. Sirius is lying, he listens to the Spice Girls all the time - Remus
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