Tvd one shots (ships)

Drunken truths

Damon and Elijah:

Background information :

" Okay, quit it with the drinks. I think that's enough, hmm? I'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... " dialogue prompt off of tumblr. Damon and Bonnie go out to a club to get absolutely drunk. Damon/Elijah, with some Bonnie and Katherine and Klaus and Stefan, greedy whores.

Damon knocked on Bonnie's door.

"come on Bon Bon hurry up"

He groaned annoyed at her,

"I'm sorry I'm sorry, just a sec."
She called, Damon rolled his eyes, Bonnie walked out in a fitted leather black dress that was just above her knees, with net lining on the arms and shoulders, going across above her chest, her hair tied in a tight slick high ponytail with her own hair wrapped around it, she wore big gold earrings, spheres with triangle icicles at the bottom. She did her make up too, smokey eye, nude blush pink lipstick, with gold glitter eyeliner at the bottom of her eyes, with some mascara. She had simple black heels on.

(A/N - you guys know what Kat wore in the 2012 paley festival, that.)

Damon let out a whistle when he saw her,

"Katherine is one lucky bitch"
He winked at her, she rolled her eyes, smiling, hitting him with her clutch, he snorted, wrapping his arm around her shoulder, ushering them out of the house.

"Who's driving because I am getting drunk tonight"

She said, Damon nodded,

"We'll take a cab. Stef said he'll come pick us up, now let's go, your girlfriend is waiting for us."

He explained. A cab came to collect them. They got inside it.

"Why didn't you invite Elijah?"

She asked, Damon turned his head to her

"Oh yeah what would I say 'hey Elijah I know that you absolutely hate me but I have a massive crush on you because I love the attention I get from you I think about having sex with you a lot and I am probably in love with you, you should come to us to a club and get drunk with us and watch me make a fool out of myself' no Bonnie I did not invite him"

He said, she raised her eyebrows

"A simple 'hey we're going to the club with a couple of friends you should come' should've sufficed but ok, also he definitely does not hate you."

Bonnie said, Damon sighed

"We've gone after his family multiple times. especially me."

He explained

"Exactly and if he hated you you would be dead. Everyone was fighting each other back then but it's been a long time since then."

The cab came to a halt and they got out, Bonnie walked in front with Damon following behind her.

"In conclusion he doesn't hate you, and I am an amazing witch who is always right so you should listen to me."

She turned around walking backwards, she continued telling him, he was about to make a sarcastic remark

"She's right you know, you really should listen to her,"

they heard a voice, Bonnie felt two arms wrap around her waist and she was pulled back, Bonnie smiles knowing who it was. Katherine started nibbling on her ears,

"You look so hot. I can't wait to rip this dress off of you."

She smirked, whispering, Bonnie grew embarrassed.