Pretty Boy | Taekook

Chapter 9

It's Thursday the week after, and Jungkook, Lisa and Taemin are stretching together on the floor of the dance studio after a strenuous practise. Most of the other members, including Hobi and Jimin, had already left, allowing the trio to indulge themselves in more risqué conversation topics.

Following their conversation the previous week, Jungkook has found himself a lot more comfortable going to the 2 with any questions or concerns he has. It's really nice having 2 sex and relationship gurus on call whenever he needs them, and he especially enjoys hearing Taemin talk about his wild sexual escapades.

"Well, I was chatting to this 30-year-old guy on Grindr the other night, total nonce, but hot as fuck, and he kept asking me for pictures of my feet with different nail polish colours! Like I had to reapply like 10 times in one evening, I don't think my toenails will ever be the same" he says with a sign, as if this is a completely normal inconvenience in people's lives. It has Jungkook and Lisa doubled over in laughter.

"You really chat to the weirdest fuckers. You know you don't need to reply to everyone that messages you, like, you can filter out the weirdos" Lisa jokes.

"Where's the fun in that Mrs Manoban" Taemin rolls his eyes. "If I don't capitalise on these experiences now, what stories will I have to tell me kids when I'm older! I need to experience everything, so I'm prepared to entertain them with thousands of stories of their daddy getting around in his youth. They need to know how much of a fuck boy I was!".

Jungkook is crying with laughter hearing his friends spout utter crap. He really hopes, for the sake of Taemin's future kids, that they never have to hear any of these stories. He doesn't even want to think of what his Mum may have gotten up to when she was their age, and his dad left them long enough ago that he doesn't even come to mind.

"You're such a terrible influence on our baby Kook over here. I regret ever inviting you into these deep, intellectual chats of ours" Lisa sighs highlighting her sarcasm.

"Taemin didn't take away my innocence, that was long gone since the time Taehyung got sucked off by some girl in a bush when we were 13. The guys were never the same after that" Jungkook jokes, remembering how excited all his friends were when Taehyung came to school the next way bragging about how cool and mature he was now. God, it's been so long since their group of friends had had a conversation that didn't at least slightly involve sex. It's kind of depressing to think about to be honest.

"Wow, what I would give to be the lucky bitch that sucked Taehyung's monster cock for the first time. What an honour" Taemin says wishfully, clearly getting lost in his thoughts about the hot guy's cock.

"What do you mean monster cock? How do you know that?" Jungkook questions. How would Taemin know that? He hasn't seen it has he?

"Everyone knows about his massive cock, dipshit. I'm surprised he hasn't bragged about it to you before. Isn't that the sort of shit straight guys talk about?" Lisa responds.

"Well, you guys know better than anyone that before you guys I actively avoided chats even vaguely sex related. I became a pro at tuning them out as soon as any tag words were mentioned, obviously that includes penis, dick, cock, etc." Jungkook explains, rolling his eyes.

Despite his sassy exterior Jungkook finds himself also hung up on the idea of Taehyung's massive cock. Not only is the guy hot as fuck, great at sports and has an amazing personality, but he's also packing?! God clearly has favourites. Maybe next time they hit the showers he should... OOP! NO! Not going there...

"God you were no fun before you met us, how did they put up with you?" Taemin jokes.

"Ass and titties are more than enough to keep those fuck boys around" Lisa smirks, wiggling her eyebrows at the two.