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Maka's P.O.V.
I run down the halls of the DWMA with Soul on my side, beaten and bloody. I see Liz and call for her.
"Liz! Wait!" Liz sees Soul and walks over.
"Oh my God! What happened??"
"Well, it all started when Soul and I left to check out something he wanted to do..."
Earlier that Day...
"So Soul. This legendary sword of yours... are you sure it's over this way?" I look to my left at my partner as we walk closer to a cave. Soul laughs.
"Yeah. I'm positive... At least, that's what Blackstar and Kid told me. The legendary sword should be just ahead in that cave." Soul and I stop just outside the entrance and I sigh.
I really don't want to do this right now. I already have a weapon. I don't need two. Besides, I have a feeling this is all going to be a waste of time.
We walk into the cave and I see a pixie. The pixie flutters over to us and smiles.
"Aw! How cute. Can you tell us where to find the Holy Sword Excalibur?" The pixie sticks her tongue out and makes a disgusted face before flying off.
"Wow. Haha! See I told you Maka, you're too brutal to truly be a girl." Soul laughs and I grab a book.
"Maka... CHOP!" Soul falls to the ground and holds is head. "Anyways Soul, I didn't say anything bad to that pixie so I have no idea why it left. Let's just get this over with."
"Yeah yeah." We continue to walk until we get to a large circular opening with a white platform and sword stuck in the ground. Soul grins mischievously and runs to the sword.
"In the book I read, it said only the chosen one can take the Holy Sword Excalibur." I said as Soul looks around the sword.
"Whatever Maka." He puts his hand on the sword handle.
"Soul, I don't think it's going to wo-" Soul pulls out the sword easily. I stare at him open mouthed.
"Yes! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!" I shake my head.
"That can't be right."
"Fine then, I'll put it back and you can try to pull it out tiny tits." I give Soul a death glare and raise my book warningly.
"Just kidding?" I walk to the sword and give a hard yank on it's handle and flop backwards onto the ground as it comes out easily.
"What?!" I frown. Soul grabs the sword from me and pouts. Suddenly the sword glows and flies from Soul's hand.
"You have been chosen!" Soul and I look at the sword wondrously. As the sword flies down, it changes to it's true form. Soul laughs.
"Wow! How incredibly lame!" Excalibur is a long nosed white small creature with a white formal outfit.
"Um, excuse me sir? Excalibur?" I ask tentatively, trying not to be rude. I kick Soul to get him to stop laughing. He covers his mouth and chuckles. He is pretty lame...
"I was wondering if-"
"Fools!"
"What?"
"Fools! Provision number 58 states that you never talk to me when Ii'm humming to myself."
"okay but you weren't hum-"
"Fools! That leads us to Provision 578. The hero must never tell a lie."
"But-"
"Fools! My mornings start off with a cup of coffee and cream."
"Okay..." I lean over to Soul who is still trying to stop laughing. "Soul, help me out here!" He nods and removes his hand, still grinning.
"Yo, Excalibur-"
"Fools! Provision number 22 clearly states that on a refreshing morning, start with a refreshing greeting. Thus, 'Yo' isn't refreshing." Soul grimaces and bares his teeth.
"Fine then. Good morning Excalibur. Now-"
"Fools! Provision number 172 and 202, Seek harmony and Only the Grandest toilet is acceptable. Now... You must attend my 5 hour story telling parties, that's provision number 452."
"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"Excuse me?" Excalibur looks at Soul incredulously.
"GOD! KID AND BLACKSTAR WERE RIGHT! YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN! I ONLY CAM HERE TO GET ON HER NERVES."
Soul points to me and I walk to him.
"Soul... You mean to tell me you only did this to annoy me? MAKA..."
"Crap." I run after Soul as he runs from the cave.
"Wait! Wait! Come back! We have much more to talk about! Come on...." I shake my head as Excalibur voice gets fainter and fainter.
"Soul! I am so going to kill you!"
"Wait! M-Maka!"
"MAKA... CHOP!" I hit Soul on the head with as much force as possible. He hits the ground with enough force to make a hole around him.
"Oops.. Soul?" He groans.
"Maybe that was a little too hard..."
Present...
Liz laughs and Souls groans.
"Wow Soul... You really deserved that one."
"Whatever. So uncool." Soul say before he passes out.
