𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎// 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚊 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎

tsukishima dangled the cuffs in his hand as he watched you leave with your new boy toy.

he dropped to his knees. when he was invited over daichis house about a week ago, he had told the cop he needed to use the bathroom. yet instead of going to the bathroom, he went searching in daichis private belongings for work. that's where he spotted the handcuffs, he quickly stuffed them in his backpack and went back downstairs to daichi, pretending like nothing happened.

he went in a cops house and stole handcuffs just for you! he risked so much just for you to run off with a boy toy! eren yeager. how he disliked that name. "eren yeager" he said to himself. " eren yeager!" he yelled except with a little accent this time.

" EREN YEAGER!" he screamed. his neighbors looked out their window since they thought the demon slayer movie must be playing or something. " oh dang no cool movie here, just tsuki poo acting weird again.." they said.

tsukishima ran upstairs to him room and cried. " NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST!" he started sobbing. " im such a nice guy yet the girls never pick me! they are so mean! i never did anything bad to them, why do they treat me like that ..." he said on the top of his lungs.

" wait a minute i wonder what y/n posts " he told himself.

he searched up your username and stalked your account. everything was going fine until he saw you share a post that made him unbelievably triggered. it was a post clowning the " not all men " movement.

he was mad... and confused, what could this possibly mean? how could you say all men were bad? you were dating a man.. he did not get this. how can someone date a man but make a post like this. its confusing, but he still tried to figure it out. this was a big scientific mystery that tsukishima need to discover. his brain started running around in circles so much that it almost exploded.

he tried to calm himself down but then he saw eren comment agreeing with you. he was really mad now, he felt like he was going to turn into a dinosaur. how dare this guy discriminate and oppress his own race. women live on easy mode, men are the ones who got it hard for being rejected. how does eren not understand that?

he couldn't control himself so he decided to comment.

" how dare you generalize a race. women are starting to think men are bad, it's a huge and one of the most biggest problems in the world. you care so much about females, but you're making them afraid! you don't see me saying all women are bad even though you ditched me for a pretty eren yeager boy just because im ugly. that is discrimination against ugly people like me. you are sexist to both men and women y/n, how dare you not #respectwomen #goodguy #boyswillbeboyscryaboutitsnowflake #youareahorriblepersondie" is what tsukishimas new comment read.

he cried for the rest of the night and played all girls are the same by juice wrld very loudly.