Me and jakey wakey bakey makey went to teh cafe
"Owo jakey I want teh owo ice tea owo owo"
I say cutely
"Ok my sexy sexy hot booger"
I looked Jake in his red orbs with my blue orbs
Jake smirks and purrs
The waitress gives us our order then Jake smashes the table with his huge fucking women slayer and kills the waitress
"Owo!"
I say.
Jake howls
"I HATE THIS PLACE"
Me and Jake then left owo owo
