Fukase's Flower

Flower, the worlds most annoyed person.

*setting: at a seaside hotel lobby, 6:30pm*

After they arrived at their hotel, Oliver woke up. He was tired, and his ears were bleeding. He had Fukases music in his dreams, which made him want to cry. Piko had told them to grab their bags from the back of the car, and he'd park. Flower, Fukase, and Oliver all went inside and stood near a fish tank. Minutes later Piko came inside with his bag and their beach bag. Piko went to check in, to be met with a Fanloid that was based off of if Fukase and Miku had a baby. Weird. Once he got their key card, Oliver and Fukase had a race between which is faster; the elevator, or booking it up the stairs. Surprisingly booking it up the stairs and the elevator went the same speed. Piko was in the elevator with Fukase as he was telling Flower to hurry up and press the button. "Wait where's Oliver?" Piko asked.

"Me and Oliver are having a race between the stairs and the elevator, NOW HURRY!" Fukase replied. Flower and Piko sighed, and up they went. Oliver was running down the hall as fast as he could to beat Fukase, who as soon as their elevator reached their floor booked it. Their footsteps were loud. Very loud. "I'm gonna beat you bitch!" Fukase yelled. Oliver was quiet. He was aware that there could be people sleeping and respected that, unlike Fukase. "Oh my god can you not? Honestly if you ruin this trip I might commit 1st degree murder." Flower said aggressively. She was very tired of his stupid crazy stunts, or random things he did. Once they reached their room they all realized that there were only 2 beds. God damnit. Piko sighed, knowing this would have to be resolved before anything. There was also a balcony but that doesn't matter until like 150 words later.

"Why are there two beds?" Fukase asked Piko like it was his fault. "I don't know! I asked if they had a couch, or a split room that would have 2 beds in each. They said yes but didn't hook us up with it!" Piko said back in a low yell. Flower sighed, of course Fukase complains about everything. "Why don't we share a bed? 2 people in one, that can't be too bad?" Flower asked. Piko nodded his head, "Yeah that's sounds fine, Oliver who do you want to duo with?" Oliver looked up at Piko, "Nobody! I want a bed all to myself... I'll sleep on the couch before sharing!" Piko sighed and Flower rolled her eyes. Of course Oliver would complain about it- even though he's the smallest one here! "I won't complain about sharing a bed with Flower, it will make me feel like I'm married to her. 🤩" Flower rolled her eyes, "I wouldn't share a bed with you, not even if my life depended on it." Fukase gave her an 'oh wow I'm so hurt' face that looked very fake. Piko sighed very aggressively. He just drove for god knows how long and they are already complaining. "Ok guys, there's a couch that can fit one person, two beds and a balcony. Who wants to sleep on the couch?" Flower was too tall for the couch, so she couldn't sleep there. Oliver sighed and said, "I will whatever." He only agreed to do it because there was a phone charger, and he had his pillow and blanket with him. "Okay one down..." Piko started, "Who wants to sleep on the beds?" The only downside to the beds was there was no place to plug up your phone and one was bad uncomfortable. Flower said she'll take the uncomfortable bed, or the balcony. She was t picky. Fukase on the other hand said he also wanted the uncomfortable bed, because 'he wants to sleep next to Flower'. He was forced out onto the balcony.

*Setting: 5:30AM, Beach hotel*
Pikos alarm went off which woke everybody else up. He was beat red by Fukase. "Well bozo now that EVERYBODY FUCKING ELSE is awake, what are we gonna do?" Fukase asked irritated. Flower was brushing her teeth and Oliver was waiting for breakfast. Fukase needed to brush his teeth, and his hair. He shuffled his way over to the bathroom and waited for Flower to finish. For some reason there was only one sink so he had to wait. As Flower walked out he put his hand in her hair and made it messy again. It was like a scratch or head pat, but it didn't seem aggressive. Flower didn't have a reaction other than a side eye, but that side eye made Fukase blush a little. He liked seeing her angry, because it was funny to him. Totally not because he has a slowly forming crush. He then went into the bathroom and brushed his teeth with Flowers tooth paste. Once he was done he had to get on his clothes for the day, which he had picked out before they left. Flower was busy picking out her clothes, she had to wear a bathing suit under it all too because they'll be spending most of their day at beach. She picked out her clothes and walked back to the bathroom. She walked in and stood there waiting for Fukase to hurry up, but Fukase took his sweet time.

Flower was more irritated than before, he was talking too long, and messed up her hair. What more could the bitch boy do? "You'd look cute in that bathing suit, can't wait to see it on you when we're at the beach!" Fukase told her while she was waiting. She had her bathing suit in hand, with her clothes on her other hand. She just looked at him clearly angry
again and moved on. After he walked out, she closed and locked the door and changed. She wore [insert whatever you want her to wear] and re combed her hair really quickly. When she walked out she saw Fukase crying, "P-Piko!!! My-my best friend Ganyu said she didn't want to be friends with me- any-any more!!" His tears looked real but he had a slight smile. Oh no. Piko looked up at him while digging in his suit case, "Wait who's Ganyu?" Fukase smiled sinisterly. "Gan-YOU FIT DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH?" Flower giggled and Fukase broke out into a loud laugh. Oliver had his ear buds in and didn't know what was going on. Piko just sighed and looked at Flower who immediately stopped giggling.

"Well..." Flower looks at the clock on the wall. "We can go get breakfast? Get your stuff on and we all can find somewhere to eat." 10 minutes pass, nothing in particular happens other than Piko and Oliver speed running getting ready. "Flower, where a' we eating?" Fukase asked. "Not sure yet. Hopefully somewhere good." Flower replied. "Wait did we get Floaties?" Fukase said while looking at the grandma bitch. "Oh shit we forgot.. Goddamnit!" Dandelion said angrily, "I guess we will have to go to Walmart after we eat.." Piko and Oliver were dont getting dressed and over heard the conversation. "We could get breakfast at Walmart? Wouldn't it be more efficient so we can get on the beach faster?" Piko asked. Flower nodded her head. Yes! This was a great idea! Flower grabbed her wallet and started for the door. "Ok, let's go."

*Setting: at Walmart, 6:45 am*
The car ride wasn't too bad. Oliver got the front seat again because he was tired, which left Fukase and Flower alone in the back. The drive was only 25 minutes so it wasn't too terribly bad. "Okay Fukase, Flower, your in charge of getting floaties, beach balls, anything you think we will need. Me and Oliver will go get breakfast stuff, and get boogie boards. Ok?" Piko said. Flower agreed and they were each in their group. Fukase ran over to the beach balls, he was gonna pick the perfect one out. "I want... this one!" He pointed to a beach ball with purple and red polka dots. "Wait no.. this one!" Then he pointed to a red and white one with polka dots. "Make up your mind..." Flower said while rolling her eyes. He ended up picking a purple and blue one because 'can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars'. This was so stupid in Flowers mind, but to Fukase it was the funniest shit.

Next they needed to get sand toys, mainly for Piko. He didn't like the water much so sand toys were his go-to. There was a little girl in the sand toys area who chose the last big sand shovel. Oh my god. Fukase marched over to her and just grabbed it. "Hey Flo-" he was interrupted by her smacking his back. She was 4/5 of Fukases height so it's not like she'll be able to hurt him. "Hey what the hell?!" Fukase turned around and said. "Thats mine you meanie!" The little girl said. Fukase started to laugh. "You haven't bought it yet." Flower was rolling her eyes. Oh god bless her. The girl started to cry, and Fukase ran off with Flower. A few minutes later Flower spots the kites, and Fukase runs over. There was a guy standing there looking to buy a kite also. Fukase wanted him to move so he did the most logical thing, he lent over and farted on him. Wait what? Why?? No wait who wrote this in?! WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS IN? The guy was pissed that he was just farted on and turned to look at Fuckass. This bozo is 16, farting on people. What the fuck?

"Ah... What the fuck?!" The guy said. "Move bitch I want a kite!" Fukase yelled at him. The guy wouldn't move, I mean he was just farted on. I'd be angry too. "Hell no! I don't know who you think you are sunny boy, but you are messing with the wrong man." The man said. "Hmm... I really.. really don't care. I want my kite." Fukase said, then snatched a kite from behind the man. "Where the hell you think your going?" The man said. Fukase replied while walking back to Flower, "I'm leaving- bye bye now!" Fukase then looked at the kite and realized he grabbed the wrong one. Shit! He awkwardly turned around to go back. Flower just stood there embarrassed as all hell. "Excuse me fatty I need that kite-" Fukase started but was interrupted with a hard punch. "Fatty?! The hell you callin fatty!?" Fukases nose started bleeding because he's a weak little bitch boy, "Ah... you..?" Fukase said. Fuckface was trying to sound tough but it really didn't work. The man grabbed the fuckers collar and made Fukase look him in the eye. "I'll give you 10 seconds to get the hell outa here." Fukase ran across the store. Flower trailer behind.

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Sorry for making this chapter short again, school started (ik amazing excuse for my laziness) and I don't want to make whoever is still reading this wait another month. I'll try to get back on my schedule later.

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